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|Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by DadaStephen1(m): 11:40am On Mar 05, 2018|
That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.
This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa
Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan
Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.
This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!
Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama
Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!?
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..
They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream
That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.
Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.
that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.
Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate. , everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada.
This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.
that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out
That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks amny African languages especially in Lagos branch
Sometime I suspect that bank has something to do with Chelsea FC
Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.
The bank suppose to relocate back to south Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose seff.
I wont say it....You want EFCC to investigate me abii?
|Re: Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by Nobody: 11:49am On Mar 05, 2018|
And you wasted your time writing this poo. Jobless man
|Re: Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by gudvibz(f): 12:00pm On Mar 05, 2018|
|Re: Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by DadaStephen1(m): 2:12pm On Mar 05, 2018|
Dear DG, National Bureau of Employment,
Please give me a job or mind your poor business.
|Re: Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by Nobody: 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2018|
DadaStephen1:gerriahout of my mention, idíot. I can't help a man as useless as you. foolish boy
|Re: Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by DadaStephen1(m): 2:29pm On Mar 05, 2018|
I knew you will insult me first.
You see, instincts told me you're a child without proper home training who's actually helpless and probably hopeless and so decides to creep on Nairaland to feed his empty head.
Your Nairaland profile speaks volumes of who you are.
|Re: Funny But True Description Of Nigerian Banks by Nobody: 2:42pm On Mar 05, 2018|
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