lefulefu, taking a hot steamy bathe with his "white chick" only for her porcelain skin to dissolve revealing a loved-up Marlon Wayans

190 Waking up one day to realize he's being in the uk was all a dream.
Sexkillz [/b]Going for an interview and after answering all the questions was told all his big words are not in the dictionary and that his certificate was fake.
[b]Mrs Chima Her husband telling her he is gayy and wants to marry Cantell.
[b]Rokiatu [/b]Her boyfriend telling her he is related to Reality101.
[b]Cuddlemii[/b]A lady walking upto her saying"hi I'm fickle,we need to talk".
[b]Bluetooth [/b]Telling him he is of igbo descent.
[b]Namfav[/b]asking him to become a christian.
[b]Coogar [/b]Marrying annawhite.
[b]Orikinla [/b]Getting married before he is 60.
[b]Freecocoa [/b]Being on the same side with BLAZAY.

Seun: Nairaland Forum shut-down
mukina2:losing the position of the number 2 on this forum

Emeka 7: being banned from posting messages on this forum

Ibikaye: if she doesn't make friends with Me

Idowuogbo: if Badosky leaves her.
akunta: if the topic answer a question with a question with a question is no more.
Goldie-lux: if Iyatrustee is no more.

190: if He is outrightly banned from Nairaland Forum and can no longer use any of 190 account.