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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Nwadiuto247: 9:26am On Mar 11, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Hell is a joke.
Jokes should be laughed at and your picture is not even scary at all.

When you die you will see how wrong you are but it will be late by then. You can't say you were never told.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by kwessiStewie2(m): 9:27am On Mar 11, 2018
Jehovah's witnesses make a lot of sense in this regard. According to them when Christians believe that an 'all loving God' is capable of sending people to a place of eternal torment, in a way denies the 'all loving' attribute of the Almighty. Mind you the concept of hell has its root in many ancient religion and concepts that found its way into Christianity.

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Mekanus(m): 9:32am On Mar 11, 2018
And men said: "let's make God in our own image and likeness" and since then, humanity has been fu^cked up.

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by lakesider(m): 9:33am On Mar 11, 2018
God is most powerful
God is most merciful
God created all things including the devil
God know all things present and future
God pre defined all things present future and past
Why did God create hell or allow the devil create hell
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by joe4christ(m): 9:38am On Mar 11, 2018
fbtowner:
cry well me and Buhari, Abacha, Obasanjo, Osama, Hitler, Shekau and the likes cannot be In the same hell it will be unjust


my brother use to say their will be riot in heaven because God did not give us what we want and he wants us to give him what he want, if we dont he will roast us ,he said when he was young he dreamed of becoming a pilot but now he is bicycle repairer

And you are telling him he will go to hell again


This really got me laughing really hard. Don't mind these hell fire doctrine, it's just a myth

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by CuteMadridista: 9:43am On Mar 11, 2018
Nwadiuto247:


When you die you will see how wrong you are but it will be late by then. You can't say you were never told.

I agree fully bro, these when these Christians die they will see how wrong they were for rejecting the final message of God, the Koran, They'll burn forever in Muslim hell and by then it would be too late

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by sammydark: 9:49am On Mar 11, 2018
Who really knows....
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Ranchhoddas: 9:49am On Mar 11, 2018
Nwadiuto247:


When you die you will see how wrong you are but it will be late by then. You can't say you were never told.
Zombie you don die before?
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by maximunimpact(m): 9:53am On Mar 11, 2018
hellfire is an illusion created by wicked mind to punish their enemies, its a mirage

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Nobody: 9:55am On Mar 11, 2018
Hell Fire is MYTH !!

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Jabioro: 10:24am On Mar 11, 2018
Nwadiuto247:


When you die you will see how wrong you are but it will be late by then. You can't say you were never told.
Tell me if you are awared of your coming to this world before your birth and what to encountered here on earth..apply the same sense to your next unknow destinatn journey.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by yemi15(m): 11:10am On Mar 11, 2018
Interesting15:
By Sunday Akanni Moshood

"Fools mock at sin, but among the upright there is favor" Proverbs 14:9

Today, many people makes various jokes about Hell Fire. You hear jokes that portrays the devil as a gentleman that gives people liberty to do what they desire in hell. And then funnier ones like: 'Nigerians are going to bribe satan to give them a conducive place inside hell fire'.

All these have to stop! They are unrealistic!

The danger in these jokes is that they makes people take Hell Fire with levity. Hell Fire is a place you should FEAR. The thoughts of it alone should send fearful shivers down your spine and then get you uncomfortable. Hell Fire is filled with everlasting agony, pain and torment!

You should be scared of going to Hell Fire when you leave this world. And then, that fear ought to propel you to live a lifestyle that won't make you a candidate of hell fire

Let me, in simple sentences, tell you some things you need to know about hell fire.

WHY HELL FIRE?

Hell is a place God has prepared for satan (rebellious Lucifer) and his demons (fallen angels). Cunning Lucifer was able to pull some angels to his side to rebel against The Almighty God. And after the devil was sent down from heaven alongside his cohorts, their punishment is to be eternally doomed inside the fire that never quench (see Jude verse 6, Revelation 12: 7-13, Mark 9: 47, 48)

Now, unbelievers (especially atheists) always ask: 'If God is a merciful God, why should He prepare a place to destroy His creatures'?

This is the truth: God is a God of standards and principles. When God created the world, He made it with purpose and principles. In other words, there are certain principles that governs the universe which God won't want to interfere with (God made them so in the first place).

One of these principles is: What A Person Sows, He/She Reaps. If you sow a corn, you reap a corn (and not mangoes). If you sow wickedness, you reap the bitter rewards of wickedness. If you live a reckless lifestyle of sin, you reap the bitter rewards of sin (which is death, according to Romans 6: 23)

Let's look at things with our 'human wisdom'. Why do we punish lawbreakers? Why do we send to jail thieves and murderers? Aren't we all humans? That is it! It is absurd giving the same rewards to a lawbreaker and a law-abiding citizen. A law-abiding citizen would be praised, a lawbreaker punished. This is not wickedness, it is simply one of life's principles: What You Sow Is What You Reap!

You can't live a lifestyle filled with violence and sin, and then expect to get the same rewards as a righteous person before God. It doesn't work that way. A righteous person receives the reward for his/her actions, an unrighteous person receives a different reward. Despite being a loving and merciful God, this is a principle God won't want to interfere with.

So, although hell fire was initially created for satan and his demons, any human that would leave this world as a sinner is going to be punished in hell fire.

But, Is God Really A Loving God?

Yes! God showed His love in two big ways:

1. He Gave Us The Perfect Solution That Prevents Us From Being Doomed In Hell Fire: What solution? God sent His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ to come to the world to die for sinners (John 3:16). Anyone who accepts Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, and then live continually obeying His Words and Will, are saved from hell fire! If you live a righteous life for Jesus Christ here on earth, when you leave this world, you are going to Heaven! (Heaven is God's choice for you! The place God desire you should be!)

2. God Is Delaying Jesus' Coming To Ensure More People Are Saved From Hell Fire! "The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance." 2 Peter 3: 9.

What love is greater than this? God is fed up with this world that is filled with sin, wickedness and violence. He craves to cleanse the world again with the coming of His Son Jesus Christ.

God, a Holy God, isn't comfortable looking towards the direction of the world due to the numerous sin that abounds (our world is dirty!). God desire destroying the world and then make a new one filled with holiness and pleasantness. But LOVE! He is patiently waiting for many to repent and come to Him.

When you die, where is your destination? Heaven or Hell Fire? Hey, you can die before the end of today! When Jesus comes, no chance for repentance again! If the trumpet should sound today, God has tried enough waiting for more people to repent.

Therefore, before it's too late, repent of your sins, accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior of your life, and permanently quit sin and unrighteousness.

For those who are not yet believing these, listen to what the Lord Jesus is saying: "Surely I am coming quickly"

And the Saints will say: Amen. Even so, come Lord Jesus!

And to we Christians who are approved children of God, Jesus is saying to us: "Behold, I am coming quickly! Hold fast what you have, that no one may take your crown".

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1547255425385717&id=100003038222908

They have come again smh
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by yemi15(m): 11:13am On Mar 11, 2018
ProfEinstein:
Trashy post!!!! so your god has a hell fire were he will torture everybody who is not a xtian or does not believe and you want me to worship that God. imagine your own father throwing u into a pit of hell and watching u burn for eternity and you tell me he is an ever loving God. odiegwu!!l

Bikonu abi lol cheesy
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Bhorbymills1990: 11:33am On Mar 11, 2018
aoshi:
...for the wages of sin is death...
What more explanation do people need?
I didn't get to see torment anywhere there.
But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ .Romans 6:23
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Megaflex(m): 11:50am On Mar 11, 2018
winj3:
Sunday Akanni Moshood , you have the mental intelligence of a toddler and an ape!

In 2018 anyone still spreading fiction used in primitive centuries as moral and legal codes for controlling the masses is a m0r0n!

21st century societies have evolved and become more literate than their previous generations, the need to use scare tactics like hell, devil and witch is for minds who are still stuck in primitive times - aka Africans like you!

These sort of utterances serves useless purposes like, private jets for pastors, illiteracy, stagnant mentality and bad press for Africans in the global community.



How I wish I had 1 million likes, I would have given it to your post. So on point
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by alanka(f): 11:52am On Mar 11, 2018
BECAUSE JESUS SOUGHT FOR HIGHER PUNISHMENT FOR POLITICAL WORLD IT LED TO REASON HIS PASTOR THAT DIED RECENTLY HELL FIRE TO INCREASE TO 4000 DEGREE S. SINCE THERE IS YARDSTICK AND MAXIMUM MARGIN IN BETWEEN

SO, IF YOU CAN NOT STOP IT WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT? YOU JOCK WITH IT
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Mujtahida: 12:17pm On Mar 11, 2018
CuteMadridista:
Hell always sounded like a cynical marketing ploy designed to make people afraid to leave or displease the particular sect. And it seemed to really kill empathy - 'Yahweh says they burn, they burn' doesn't make me think of someone being full of love and compassion and all that.

Eternal punishment for finite transgressions always seemed abusive to me. How can someone look at the idea of a being who would condemn people to that and call it love?

Even when I was a Christian Hell was just too weird for me to accept. Infinite punishment for finite offenses is an eye for an eye on steroids. Punishing people for disobeying nit-picky rules makes Yahweh an abusive parent. One reason often given for punishment is to teach the offender not to offend again, but if punishment is eternal then how can the offender benefit from this teaching? Jesus is supposed to be into forgiveness but forgiveness shouldn't involve eternal suffering. Hell isn’t redemptive, it isn’t leading to repentance, it’s simply pain for pain’s sake.

I love this quote: “Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much.”

and of course I get the rationalisation of hell by Christians saying its moral accountability and saying bad people go to hell;
that's nonsense and they know it!!!

If Yahweh is real and omniscient, that means he already decided that we're going to hell before he even created us. But if this omniscient deity allows for deathbed conversions, then it doesn't matter what kind of life you lead. You could be a brutal dictator who massacred tens of millions of people, yet still get into heaven if you tell Jesus you're sorry. Your victims could all go to hell for eternity if they never repented. That's how bleeped up Christian morality is.

Maybe Christians can answer a few questions for me. The Bible says that there is ONLY ONE way to get into Heaven: by accepting salvation through Jesus.

So it follows that the Christians who ran the Nazi death camps can get into heaven. But their 6 million Jewish victims must burn for all eternity in the pits of Hell. I've talked to many Christians about this and they just pretty much accept it.

My questions are:

1. How f***ed up do you have to be to believe Nazis can go to Heaven but their 6 million Jewish victims must burn? That's just sick. But Christians believe it. What the f*** is wrong with you people?

2. Why would ANYONE willingly worship a god that would act like that? Is it just a fear thing (better known as cowardice)? And

3. Even if you get into Heaven what makes you think you'll be safe with a psycho god like that running the place? What's to stop your god getting a wild hair up his ass one day and sending Christians to a place so bad it makes Hell look like an ice cream parlor? He used to like the Jews too. Or so the story claims. What makes you think you're safe?
You are an intelligent guy. Do your research on the six million holocaust story that has been pushed down the world's throat and get properly informed. You'd even enjoy the research.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by SOFTENGR: 12:36pm On Mar 11, 2018
"Hell Fire" is the greatest joke I've ever heard. It's a tool in the hands of deceivers to control the minds of the gullible.

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by SOFTENGR: 12:42pm On Mar 11, 2018
Nwadiuto247:

When you die you will see how wrong you are but it will be late by then. You can't say you were never told.

CuteMadridista:


I agree fully bro, these when these Christians die they will see how wrong they were for rejecting the final message of God, the Koran, They'll burn forever in Muslim hell and by then it would be too late
Both of you need help.
"Hell Fire" is a scam, can't you see it?
Infinite punishment for finite offense-height of injustice. No reasonable person does that.

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by wealthyhenry(m): 1:42pm On Mar 11, 2018
sexybaby22:
I hate it when people make the fear of hell fire the central point of Christianity.

We should be Christians because we believe in the teachings of Jesus and his lifestyle when he was on earth and not because we are scared of hell.
The most sensible comment so far.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by bloodofthelamb(m): 1:50pm On Mar 11, 2018
broswilli:
God wants servants to worship him because they love him. Jesus asked his disciples to preach the good news of God's Kingdom. Christians today instead of preaching good news go about spreading bad news like how someone is held in bondage by ancestral curses, how someone is held back by occultic powers, how we need to make endless repetitive prayers to break free from the powers of witches and wizards to make things worse they threaten us that we would spend eternity in hell for sinning for about seventy or eighty years which definitely makes no sense. Jesus called messengers carrying bad news workers of lawlessness.

We preach goodnews through Christ not all preachers threatens people with fire and brimstone.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by CuteMadridista: 1:55pm On Mar 11, 2018
SOFTENGR:




Both of you need help.
"Hell Fire" is a scam, can't you see it?
Infinite punishment for finite offense-height of injustice. No reasonable person does that.

Mine is sarcasm, check my first post on this thread to confirm if in doubt, here https://www.nairaland.com/post/65738184
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by CuteMadridista: 1:56pm On Mar 11, 2018
Mujtahida:

You are an intelligent guy. Do your research on the six million holocaust story that has been pushed down the world's throat and get properly informed. You'd even enjoy the research.

get me started Sir
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by smd(m): 2:56pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neurotika:
History is filled with enormous numbers of forgotten beings that wasted their years on earth, achieving nothing and preparing for an imaginary world that doesn't exist. Religion is really the worst thing that happened to humanity.

Thank you o
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Mujtahida: 4:11pm On Mar 11, 2018
CuteMadridista:


get me started Sir
Aight. Do you know that the number of victims on the plaque at Bergen-Belsen and Auchwitz was reduced in the 90's from 4 million to 1.5 million and yet the six million number still gets parroted

I guess you've heard about or read Anne Frank's Diary. Well Robert Faurisson proved the Diary to be a shameless and poor piece of forgery. Google Robert Faurisson, French scholar and read about him

Do you know that Winston Churchill wrote post war memoir of 12 volumes and yet not once did he mention the Nazi gas chambers. Same thing with the memoirs of Charles De Gaulle and Dwight Einsenhower.

Do you know that it's a crime in 17 countries of the world to question the historicity of the holocaust? Presently Monica Schaeffer has been arrested and is languishing in a prison in Germany just because she questions the holocaust. Why is it forbidden to question the truth about the holocaust? Ernst Zundel died in prison late last year after so many years of persecution in the hands of Jews just because he questions the holocaust.
Google committee for the debate on the holocaust (Codoh)
Google Ernst Zundel. Just read another side to the story sha.
Mind you I'm not saying that Jews were not killed in the War but the numbers are greatly exaggerated.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Rozaytee: 4:43pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neurotika:
History is filled with enormous numbers of forgotten beings that wasted their years on earth, achieving nothing and preparing for an imaginary world that doesn't exist. Religion is really the worst thing that happened to humanity.
dont worry after ur death u will know whether it exist or not
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Rozaytee: 4:47pm On Mar 11, 2018
wit all d comments am reading wen christ comes..its so obvious that half of humanity will perish...
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by francesawesome(f): 5:23pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neurotika:
History is filled with enormous numbers of forgotten beings that wasted their years on earth, achieving nothing and preparing for an imaginary world that doesn't exist. Religion is really the worst thing that happened to humanity.
Christianity is no religion. It's divine. it's the best thing that has ever happened to mankind.
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 11, 2018
lelvin:


Please find something meaningful to do. If you have nothing to do, do your laundry or bathe your goat grin grin
Bros Nawao! Who provoke you?
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by halfbloodprince(m): 8:04pm On Mar 11, 2018
cold world..and they say hells hot..

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Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Nobody: 8:27pm On Mar 11, 2018
francesawesome:
Christianity is no religion. It's divine. it's the best thing that has ever happened to mankind.
well that is your own view,apparently non christians don't think so and I want to believe that there are christians who think that science is the best thing that happened to mankind
Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 11, 2018
Rozaytee:
wit all d comments am reading wen christ comes..its so obvious that half of humanity will perish...

you are wrong,Christianity makes up about 33% of the world population and am sure that if we carefully examine that 33% we might end up with more than 30% hell bound "christians" that I can assure you,do the maths and we have just about 3% christians in the world right now that will go to heaven if they die right now,so from the people living right now we are sure that 97% of the world's population are heading to hell following Christian standards for going to heaven or hell, now this is just our generation alone,people who have died and those yet to be born are not included,l.
If there is no other reason for you to see how ridiculous hell is,I think I just gave you one,so except you are saying that the conditions for getting to heaven would be changed from the ones given in the bible, I can assure you that over 90% of the people who lived and those living would not go to heaven

Right now I find the concept of hell a threat to the society

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