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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by IamUdo(m): 4:31pm On Mar 11, 2018
You berra hold that shit till halftime
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by tosyne2much(m): 4:34pm On Mar 11, 2018
It's very rare for an international footballer to be pressed during a football match due to the fact that they take caution of when to eat and what to eat

It only happens in Nigerian league where a player will eat 10 wraps of fufu or a plate of pounded yam before going into the pitch

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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by nazeefsco(m): 4:38pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know who have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.
it happened to Sergio Ramos
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by RexEmmyGee: 4:41pm On Mar 11, 2018
tellwisdom:

oga are you that dumb to comprehend? Or you need nkechi to interpret
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by tellwisdom: 4:46pm On Mar 11, 2018
RexEmmyGee:
oga are you that dumb to comprehend? Or you need nkechi to interpret

U are very stvpiddd for degrading the sport, football....Who dash monkey banana??.. Anuofia jati jati
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by jerflakes(m): 4:49pm On Mar 11, 2018
ednut1:
There was a time nairaland peeps used to answer questions like quora guys

That was waaaaaaaay back

Before dullards took over

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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Holymann(m): 4:51pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know who have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.
It happened to Sergio Ramos yesterday vs Eibar. He even shat himself b4 leaving the pitch 4 5mins to use the toilet.
Moreover, he's not the first
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Holymann(m): 4:54pm On Mar 11, 2018
tosyne2much:
It's very rare for an international footballer to be pressed during a football match due to the fact that they take caution of when to eat and what to eat

It only happens in Nigerian leave where a player will eat 10 wraps of fufu or a plate of pounded yam before going into the pitch
Ode. must u always condemn 9ja it happen to Ramos yesterday vs Eibar

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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Sultty(m): 4:57pm On Mar 11, 2018
izzou:

The matter tire me
I no even know wetin to type
Imagine say hot shiiit hold keeper as him wan catch penalty
But we know it's not possible sha
he will ask d ref to take his place while in d rest room silly
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by piagetskinner(m): 5:08pm On Mar 11, 2018
just poo on the field use grass cover am
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Nobody: 5:09pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know who have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.
Actually it happened yesterday when sergio ramos of real madrid took an excuse and left the field for more than 6mins.. For your info, he want to use the toilet..
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by purplekayc(m): 5:15pm On Mar 11, 2018
It won't happen set
The human pyche won't allow it during gameplay
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Temysteve(m): 5:16pm On Mar 11, 2018
RexEmmyGee:
As a footballer, you are not adviced to eat heavy food three hours before the match because of digestion. Having complied to that rule, there can never be instance where you will have to go to the rest room.
Shikena
what if thje guy is purging?
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Mayowa1056(m): 5:19pm On Mar 11, 2018
mercato:
It happened on Saturday to Sergio Ramos in the match against eibar....Dude was gone for about 5 mins
....going out for 5 minutes may be for another thing nah....
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by bennynaza(m): 5:28pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.

it happened to Gary Lineker in a world cup match in 86'. Dude had to shit on d pitch and wipe his ass with d grass.

Also happened to Jason Puncheon of crystal palace in the Epl
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by exenxe1(m): 5:36pm On Mar 11, 2018
warrrrrrrri.warrrrri...una tink say bush wey una call carpet grass nor dey..I go poo am there.
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by TrumpDonald2: 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2018
RexEmmyGee:
As a footballer, you are not adviced to eat heavy food three hours before the match because of digestion. Having complied to that rule, there can never be instance where you will have to go to the rest room.

Shikena
You are right bro. Also, after all the running and sweating, how toilet wan take hungry you?
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by ollah2: 5:39pm On Mar 11, 2018
ednut1:
There was a time nairaland peeps used to answer questions like quora guys

When internet and mobile phones/pcs were expensive. Not now that free MB on Itel phones can do the trick
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Timoleon(m): 5:44pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.

it happened to Sergio Ramos yesterday.
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by booblacain(m): 5:46pm On Mar 11, 2018
ednut1:
There was a time nairaland peeps used to answer questions like quora guys

Honestly my brother. That was when Nairaland had real value. Those days are gone. Now everybody is rude and clueless.
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by mistercharles: 5:54pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.
Ramos did it against Eibar just yesterday.
Say what you're sure of
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Timoleon(m): 5:57pm On Mar 11, 2018
ZombieTAMER:
A football match is 45minutes...

So the thread is useless


Unless the athlete is sick... He or she won't be cleared to participate

A football match is 45 minutes? OK.
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by rayvelez(m): 6:04pm On Mar 11, 2018
krissconnect:
Lies. On Saturday, during Madrid vs eibar, Sergio Ramos was so pressed that zidane substituted him before time. There's nothing like resisting the urge here. Stop saying what you don't know pls

Oga Sergio Ramos was not substituted yesterday. stop saying wat u don't know as if u watched d match.

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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by YourWife(f): 6:05pm On Mar 11, 2018
RexEmmyGee:
As a footballer, you are not adviced to eat heavy food three hours before the match because of digestion. Having complied to that rule, there can never be instance where you will have to go to the rest room.

Shikena

Ask Ramos... In their last game! You are a player, and talking like this. What if you suddenly develop diarrhoea, maybe because of tension/pressure, what happens?

Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Dearlord(m): 6:05pm On Mar 11, 2018
Haba! What kind of irrelevant question is this?
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by humphrey1356(m): 6:08pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.
..
obviously you don't play football
.
or u are still playing inter class competitions. SS_1 V SS_ 2.. or 1st_yr V 3rd_yr ..
..
by d time u play in any of d national league...even state league...u will just come and delete this thing u posted

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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by KakiP(m): 6:10pm On Mar 11, 2018
ednut1:
There was a time nairaland peeps used to answer questions like quora guys

grin angry
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by akp202(m): 6:13pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by ZombieTAMER: 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2018
Timoleon:


A football match is 45 minutes? OK.
You know what I mean
Come off it jare
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by Taku555(m): 6:24pm On Mar 11, 2018
RexEmmyGee:
As a footballer, you are not adviced to eat heavy food three hours before the match because of digestion. Having complied to that rule, there can never be instance where you will have to go to the rest room.

Shikena
Sagio Ramos of Madrid had to answer the call of nature while football match was on yesterday. Was he punished? Go on more research
Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by nonye6194: 6:35pm On Mar 11, 2018
Kylekent59:
It can never happen. You already know you have match so u won't eat 3hrs to match.

it happened yesterday with Sergio Ramos when real Madrid was playing eibar

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