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Joke Of The Day by sowotobi: 12:22pm On Apr 30, 2010 |
After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died suddenly. According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and placed the remains in a small urn. Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond ring. She went into the living room, removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's ashes into a small dish on the coffee table. "Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it is, Mike. Do you like it?" "And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes? You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?" "Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes into the air, "There's that Mouth Action I was promising you." |
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