I never in my entire life dated a black American woman, for the simple reason that they are BORN angry, and it only gets worse from there on out.

The owners of those cars should count their lucky starts that they were not knifed, shot or poisoned by their estranged wives.

For those of you foolhardy enough to be involved in a relationship with a black American woman, always watch her head, and when it starts swaying side-to-side like that of a spitting cobra about to fire its venom, you need to RUN as fast as your muffugin legs will carry you, with NO intention of EVER returning to your would-be murderer.

Black American women are EXTREMELY unstable, violent and dangerous. Be warned, and date Asian, Latina or white, to preserve your longevity.