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| A Dog In Heat by Labans(m): 4:16pm On Mar 10, 2007 |
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Ubiero(f): 8:48am On Sep 29, 2010 |
oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!1 |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Mobinga: 8:58am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Lol. . . Another dog is ramming her haha |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by StudioCFR(m): 9:32am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Ok |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by snthesis(m): 9:42am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Mobinga:translator wu send u msg   nice joke |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 10:02am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Dog de do Kerewawa small pikin say na push. Na wa for ignorance o . |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by angelz(f): 12:48pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
@ jamace jamace:na u sabi |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Mobsync(m): 1:09pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
BORIN' |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by lordmassac(m): 1:16pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
coooooool |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by babyme1(f): 3:37pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Nice  |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 7:27am On Sep 30, 2010 |
na u sabi No be you be my teacher? |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by sats: 10:24pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
its ok  |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by StudioCFR(m): 11:35pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
Dis stale thread still dey? |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Vic2k3(m): 12:50am On Oct 01, 2010 |
4/20. |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 12:54am On Oct 02, 2010 |
Very lewd |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 10:02pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Very cute. |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Very irritating |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Nobody: 11:18am On Oct 04, 2010 |
nice joke |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by clemcykul(f): 1:26pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
funny lol, kids and their innocent minds |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 8:23pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
Dogs sef, na wa for them. |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by EfemenaXY: 8:40pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
^^ why u dey resurrect old threads?? we don see dem b/4 |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 10:39pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
^^^ Oya, create new ones if you are tired of resurrected jokes |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 10:45pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
Gerrout of hia |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 11:28pm On Oct 18, 2010 |
Gerrout of hiaTo where?  |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Oct 18, 2010 |
Your village |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 10:32am On Oct 19, 2010 |
^^^ Don't worry. I am already in NL village. |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 2:27pm On Oct 19, 2010 |
You must be possessed |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 4:04pm On Oct 19, 2010 |
Of/with what? |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Baxilexi(m): 4:25pm On Oct 19, 2010 |
my opinion. . . The other dog was giving her a refil. |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 1:23pm On Oct 20, 2010 |
jamace: The devil inhabits in you |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by jamace(m): 6:08pm On Oct 20, 2010 |
^^^^The devil inhabits in you because you always had one too many drinks |
| Re: A Dog In Heat by Kunbee: 10:03pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
Its not my fault gin gives me an or*ga*sm  |
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