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Men V. Women At Atms by Free(f): 1:37am On Mar 12, 2007
MEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card and receipt

WOMEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in handbag
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in handbag
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in handbag for old receipt with PIN number written
on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for deposit envelope
15. Look in handbag for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Sign cheques
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys.
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in chequebook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook
35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release handbrake


lmao grin cheesy
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by phatboisly(m): 3:49pm On Mar 13, 2007
you're too damn funny and the crazy thing is that they actually do all that and say that men are "inefficient" grin
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by Free(f): 12:14am On Mar 14, 2007
lol

women we be too much grin grin cheesy
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by Maneater1(f): 12:51pm On Mar 14, 2007
good one grin
Re: Men V. Women At Atms by dflash(f): 4:38pm On Mar 14, 2007
am exhausted! embarassed

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