Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in
a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they
recieved after each sunday service.

I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air",
said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The
notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the one's He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!"


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Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in
a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they
recieved after each sunday service.

I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air",
said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The
notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the one's He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!"


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that naija pastor the man greedy die

u nor go kill me oh

Nice joke

Stale

Not bad

;d ;d ;d

Kunbee:

Stale

Y are u like this?

@op. .nice one

lysaa:

Y are u like this?

Its not funny na

how do u read?

How do you sleep?

my legs on my pillow.

I read right to left

I likie

hahahahaha

Kunbee:

I read right to left

damn i'm right! i'd always known there's someting weird about u.

na wa, no be real pastor, him come fine money no be to preach,

lysaa:

damn i'm right! i'd always known there's someting weird about u.

really

confirmed!

weeping is just for a night. say amen!

Halleluia

free madness

Where

inside wetin the clothes wey u wear cover.

IT aint possible

na where u dey do IT sef?

Your church