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A Husbands Moment Of Realization by ezephills: 7:52pm On May 05, 2010
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

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Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by karo93: 10:32pm On May 05, 2010
wonderful!
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by factbox(f): 1:07am On May 07, 2010
hiss! rubbish.
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by StudioCFR(m): 6:29am On May 07, 2010
Take am easy na u dey pour me spit
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 8:16am On May 07, 2010
whao!i love this.
@poster
keep it up
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by Catchfire1: 8:50am On May 07, 2010
Good one! grin
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by 1stknight(m): 3:49am On May 14, 2010
Studio CFR:

Take am easy na u dey pour me spit

make sure say u baf wit acid nd water, b'coz d guy spit dey highly corrosive. grin grin grin
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by Osama10(m): 3:51am On May 14, 2010
Serious, what a joke.
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by Nobody: 10:43am On May 14, 2010
1stknight:

make sure say u baf wit acid nd water, b'coz d guy spit dey highly corrosive. grin grin grin

use conc acid
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by StudioCFR(m): 8:59pm On May 14, 2010
1stknight:

make sure say u baf wit acid nd water, b'coz d guy spit dey highly corrosive. grin grin grin


hehehehe,
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by Kunbee: 10:40pm On May 14, 2010
Stale
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by DAVE5(m): 8:36pm On May 21, 2010
hahahahahaha thatz a good ond.loved it poster kip it up
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by Kunbee: 12:02am On May 23, 2010
No let him keep it down
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by EfemenaXY: 2:00pm On May 24, 2010
Yawn,

I've actually heard this joke b4 from the comedian "Basket Mouth" - Nite of a Thousand Laughs

Give us an original one pls,
Re: A Husbands Moment Of Realization by DAVE5(m): 12:21pm On May 25, 2010
@kunbee no he wont kip it down.
@efe maybe u've heard this b4 but some of us havn't.but come 2 think of it maybe u hav smthg nu 4 nl-erz

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