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Happy Easter Monday (random Jokes) by SamuelTurner(m): 4:13am On Apr 02, 2018 |
1).. If you have a yellow teeth, consider it a blessing and ursef lucky coz I can see the MTN ntwrk locating ur teeth 4 MTN advert... Isn't that great °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 2).. In Nigeria we don't say "you are dark and ugly", we say "are you from Ghana Full stop..... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 3).. Nigeria has really changed everything. Imagine mai maths teacher telling me dat 1 + 1 = 4.. Asked him 2 explain en he said "previously,(I was looking at him) during goodluck Jonathan's regime, 1 + 1 = 2 but now, its buhari's regime and a different thing as well, so 1 + 1 = 4(still looking at him) . He is really smart, isn't he Only fools will disagree He shud be shipped 2 # yabaleft immediately # fools!!! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 4).. Lipstick is only made for girls with small lips, the girls wit big mouth, big lips can use "roll-on".... Hope am clear! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 5).. Dating a slim girl is good, I mean, its not bad until she removes her cloth and you discover she use belt to hold her pant. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 6).. Some girls dat I knw will wear 1 pant for 5days and when they want to sit down on a chair , dey will clean it up.. See, ur stupidity demands 31days crusade Theme: The battle agnst dirty pants Time: 11pm till 5am Venue: five star hotel port Harcourt ............ Hrhebheheb... Hai sai ratata bobobokokokohar aaaamu.. The prophet speaks!!! ... # fadalawd av mercy. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 7).. Nigeria is the only place where someone would mistakenly hit u in de crowd and the next thing is for u to check ur "carrot" if its still there . Only Nigerians will understand.. Naija I hail ooo!!!! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° .. If all he does is to make u cry ... Mai dear ur dating an ONION... . Only For daters ooo coz am among d SSS... Nt "state security service" oo bt "singles still searching" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 9).. An Hausa girl asked me "hu cheats most in a relationship ? A femail or a mail I told her "E-mail.. Gmail.. Post office... ... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 10).. A Nigerian girl said she loves me that I can look into her eyes to confirm...... I looked straight and deep only to see NEPA BILL, FUEL PRICE... ... Nigerians!!!! # Economy_bad ..... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 11).. How many of you know that the word "OLODO" means a good thing if you turn ur phone upside down ....... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° . . . . . . 12).. I know some olodo will try it... Mtchewww!!!!! I cannot go and comman be killing myself explaining to u people.... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° |
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