Lol. . . that, definitely, is not how to start a fight.

Douzy, you have a crush!!! Wow
Anyway, teach me how to start a fight cos i'm up for it.

I have much more crushes than you actually realise.
As for how to start a fight, you should try to take me by surprise. That's the only time I can take you serious. . .lol

Yo! D-Woozy Maybe she dont rush you already and fight don begin

Yea, but on another thread.

Na surprise attack, so maybe she dey declare on a whole variety of fronts. Gird your loins my friend, gird your loins!

LMAO @ cyclone. Gird his loins? Which kain surprise attack? Una no go kill me o!

Loins girded. I only hope she knows that the forest which detests the sight of baskets does not grow mushrooms.

I don see for NL. Is it me you're using proverbs for like this? On top fight - 2 proverbs already - i don suffer.

Na ma mama born me na.
Don't let your own war eat you, babes, after all, even a cripple can run away from a well-announced war.

It seems like its really on now. J-Girl, you'd better come correct O!

I missed this.
Douzy mind yourself o!
We're on. This fight will not go down anyhow. I will make sure i take you out.

j-girl:

I missed this.
Douzy mind yourself o!
We're on. This fight will not go down anyhow. I will make sure i take you out.

Oooh Weee! This is a real hardcore declaration of war. Choose your weapons. Make me I jus move back small, before blood begin splatter.

Cyclone, you're supposed to be on my side instead of being a spectator.

*peeping in*

j-girl:

Cyclone, you're supposed to be on my side instead of being a spectator.

As you declare war so, I must judge how you weigh first. Before na me go dey run with tear for head

lmao

Muki, you couldn't have put it any better.

I no go argue but bush rat no dey go smell boiling pot.

@j-girl
Lemme know when your squad's fully gathered.

@Cyclone
Let them know that you don't have to tell a little child to move away from a burning flame.

Cyclone, i'm reporting you to creamish and you call yourself her big bro *scoffs*.

Douzy, i don't need a squad. I can take with one hand tied behind me and shackles on my leg.

When a little wren eats more than the ration it usually gets, it challenges the gods to a fight.

anyone for a slap?

Slap yourself first, if it really seems to hurt, then you can go ahead and look for whom to slap.

Douzy:

Slap yourself first, if it really seems to hurt, then you can go ahead and look for whom to slap.

no i'd rather wach J Girl slap you

@Mukina - You miss booty call this evening, cause you jus dey steam anyhow

@muki
She should know that anyone who wishes to be a good boxer should begin with punching at concrete walls.

Muki, i'll handle it soon. Let his mouth continue running. He and all those his proverbs.

j-girl:

Muki, i'll handle it soon. Let his mouth continue running. He and all those his proverbs.

@J-Girl - Thats if you manage to untangle yourself from your bondage session

Cyclone5:

@Mukina - You miss booty call this evening, cause you jus dey steam anyhow

ermm i go doante slap soon soon

J i trust you

@j-girl
How soon? Do you need to go for some training/workout sessions first?

All these women on the rampage, I wonder what could be wrong?