Ladies if your boyfriend is fair, slim, has brown eyes.. Average height & wears glasses;
Please come to Golden Royal hotel, he just entered room 245 with one slim girl.-I don't support evil at all oo.
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lnstead Of Watching Big Brother Naija, I Will Rather Pour Garri Inside Rice And Be Separating The Garri From The Rice..
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. All those Girls That Check Our profile pictures Before Replying Our msgs I Hope You Know That Some Of Us Have Inner Beauty.
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Wetin weed don do to pple ehh
Nah my neighbor wey smoke weed finish and wake me up by 2:00 in d night nd started narrating 2009 champions league final of man u nd barca witout missing any words
I was lyk dis guy is good in football.. Nt until I asked him his football mentor nd he said Mercy Johnson.
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i remember when my girlfriend do call me and say "I Love You" over the phone, and I'm with my parents. My response will be "God Loves You Too.
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. Hypertension is that pain u get at the back of your head after selling ur land to send ur daughter abroad to study Medicine and back as a make up artist.
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. I don't no why people who Sits in front of a commercial Bus always Feel as if they
Have made it in life.
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. In The Book Of Weed Chapter 3 vs 18 Fela
Kuti says..... Many are mad but few are Naked.
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The way pretty girls are greeting Me these days ehn, Is like the Devil is jealous of
My Virginity.
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. Instead of breaking someone's heart, why not look for the little calabash where your village people tied your destiny and break it.
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I was Shocked when I heard A fat girl singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?
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Fake butt, Fake Boobs, fake
Eyebrows, fake eyelashes, fake
Hair, fake face, fake Accent, Fake
Name, My sister, are you Made
In China?
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. I don't knw y gurls re snapping their ass and uploading it on Fb....
Are we selling tissue paper for God's sake?
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. My neighbour cheated on his wife Today, and she got angry and told him
she will have sex with all the neighbours around..
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Well, I don't think I will be going to wrok tomorrow
Am gonna wait for my turn
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. At my age, i still dodge wen thunder strikes, it is not like i'm evil oo.i'm being careful just in case of mistaken indentity. u knw anything can happen in Naija���


BEGGAR: Sir! Please help me with something. I've not eaten since yesterday. Please give me money, I'm hungry!
AKPOS: Sorry. Do you have 1,000 Naira change?
BEGGAR: Yes sir!
AKPOS: Use the change to eat!
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Friends stop replying me with HMMMMM WHEN WE ARE CHATTING IT remind me of the money i lost in MMM
Just leave me o and going to Russia and find those idiot
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