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An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by coolman19(m): 11:41am On May 14, 2010 |
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?” The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.” javascript:void(0); The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?” The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”javascript:void(0); |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On May 14, 2010 |
wicked woman |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by dupsytosh(f): 2:51pm On May 14, 2010 |
clemcykul: How? obviously d girl is young,irresponsible and promiscuous. Its birth control pills not poison |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by DAVE5(m): 1:32am On May 18, 2010 |
so girlz know about the word 'promiscuous'. |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by Nellyon(f): 1:54pm On May 18, 2010 |
Yes Dave.They usually use it when they talk about men or boys. |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by DAVE5(m): 10:44pm On May 18, 2010 |
no nellyon the word is rather synonymous to d word girl.eg opposite of boy is promiscuous/girl.so u kent use it 4 a guy except the guy is g-ay.hunn |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by Nellyon(f): 3:57pm On May 20, 2010 |
Do you mean synonymous with? |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by coolman19(m): 9:57pm On May 20, 2010 |
In human sexual behavior, promiscuity denotes sex with relatively many partners.In polygamy it is distinguished from promiscuity. |
Re: An Elderly Woman Went To Her Local Doctor’s Office by Nellyon(f): 2:20pm On May 21, 2010 |
Whatevs |
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