Hmmm.... Going by what average Nigerians have experienced and are experiencing still, some definitions may need a review to suit what we have here in Nigeria. Our Ogas are giving us wrong sides of stories so much that we don't know who is who and what is what any longer. Soon, our teachers and students will teach and write the following definitions in WAEC examinations:

1. Who is a President?
A President is a man or woman old enough to be the ancestor of a nation.

2. What is Democracy?
Democracy is a government of old people by the same people and forever.

3. Explain the term Legislature.
A legislature is a small group of adults who come together to behave like kids in front the camera.

4. Define elections.
Elections are defined as the process whereby youths under some kind of spell elect the same people ruling us since 1960 over and over. (This one makes me cry )

5. Explain the term the police?
The police is a large number of men and women of different age and backgrounds, who wear faded uniforms with any kind of shoes and ignorant of what they were employed to do.

6. In your own words define the army.
Oboi! This is a group of malnourished and underpaid men and women who cannot defeat civilian insurgents let alone think of winning a global war.

Add yours....

No be we cause am. Nigeria go beta!

Keep your PVC jeje o!