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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 01, 2018
Bishopism:
Tell an African woman to give you food, she won't. Tell her to give you money or give a tip for good service, not in this world will she do that. let her pastor tell her miracle is on the way if she can donate her car. she would not only gift him her car, she would add a body to it . African women the most foolish and gullible Christian that I know.

I could see African men in the pics. Also, all the pastors in the pic are male too. What's your point?
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Born2Breed(f): 1:12pm On May 01, 2018
If this story is about moslem, the mods will ask you to swear a oath before commenting.

NL is another animal farm!
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:18pm On May 01, 2018
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hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastors that would be brought up by OP as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to do what they did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
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You have been completely and irreversibly deluded

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Debazent: 1:24pm On May 01, 2018
Religion our greatest problem

Check below

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Pat081: 1:35pm On May 01, 2018
f Catholics know what they have, and if Catholic priests get it right, you will be out of business."

Look at all the powerful spiritual resources in the Catholic Church: the Bible and sound interpretation from experts, the Mass, the sacraments, various novenas, Eucharistic adoration, the rosary, the various spiritual groups in the Church.

Yet, you let deceivers deceive you.

They tell you that Catholics are not born again. You leave your church to theirs and all you see is that "born again" means the license to live in sin and just believe in Jesus' name and everything is okay. Thus, you live in sin but don't feel guilty. They become worse sinners than they ever were before they left the Catholic church. The Catholic Church accepts that it is a church of saints and sinners. We see sin as sin and we feel guilty when we sin. But you leave for a church where they live in sin but feel self-righteous. "Born again" has become the killing of conscience against guilt, but not a conversion from sin. Instead of teaching people to avoid sin, they teach people to simply not feel guilty over sin.

In the Catholic Church, your priests direct you to pray and do not enslave you to themselves with false prophecies. They don't make you believe that only their prayers will work for you. Instead, they direct you to pray and do not make themselves the sources of your blessings. Yet, you leave for churches where people tell you that they are the only ones who will pray for you before God can answer favourably.

They condemn fundraisings, such as Bazaar, but they milk their members dry and make their members see failure to pay tithe as a sin, but fornication and adultery are not preached against. Their church members are more afraid of not paying tithe than they are of fornication, adultery and abortion.

You leave your church because your church does not preach prosperity as a proof of holiness. Then, you go to a church where someone tells you to donate your life earnings and savings in order to prosper. However, for the years you are there, the only ones prospering are the pastors telling you this and collecting your money. Where is the prosperity for which you left your church?

Everybody is becoming a pastor, an apostle, or evangelist and they are all opening churches in wealthy cities. There are no sinners in villages? With all the great education which Catholic priests have and can use to make great wealth if they choose to, they live in villages with the people and do not preach prosperity as a proof of righteousness. Catholic priests are the most educated church leaders in Nigeria and they can use their education to make big money if they were to go after money. Yet, they are priests in villages. That does not appeal to you, Catholics?

They move on the streets in cities looking for members and distributing handbills where fake testimonies say: "When I started worshipping in this church, I built a house." "As soon as I started attending this church, I got my American visa." So, all the people who have built houses left the Catholic church before they could build houses? No Catholic owns a house? All the people who have got visas to America left the Catholic Church before they got American visas? No Catholic has got American visa and there are no Catholics abroad? How many people have built houses and gone to America since leaving the Catholic Church?

In order to keep you in their churches, they claim to be prophesying that they see God using you in America and Europe. Why is God not calling you to use you in your village where there is poverty, no electricity, good road and big cars? There are sinners in America and Europe but none in your village? Has God converted everyone in your village? You heard those prophecies years ago, but you are still where you were - in Nigeria. How is America? How is Europe? What country are you in Europe? Since you are now in Eur

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 1:42pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastors that would be brought up by OP as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to do what they did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

but the laws are still clear dont sleep with another mans wife.....no...??
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by expert234: 1:42pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastors that would be brought up by OP as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to do what they did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

Stop talking like a brainless fool, Oga. No Yahweh asked people to eat grass or remove pants in church
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by hopefulLandlord: 1:43pm On May 01, 2018
justtoodark:


but the laws are still clear dont sleep with another mans wife.....no...??

Yahweh wanted Onan to impregnate his brother's wife who's technically "another man's wife"

read your bible

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Actuarydeji(m): 1:44pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastors that would be brought up by OP as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to do what they did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Mumu like you. Gullible sheep
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by hopefulLandlord: 1:44pm On May 01, 2018
expert234:


Stop talking like a brainless fool, Oga. No Yahweh asked people to eat grass or remove pants in church

If Yahweh can command each of those things I listed then its makes sense to believe he might've ordered people to eat grass

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 1:45pm On May 01, 2018
expert234:


Stop talking like a brainless fool, Oga. No Yahweh asked people to eat grass or remove pants in church

exactly....christians are not better than islamic jihadists.....

yea,i said it....!!!!.....chew on that.....!!!!!.... angry angry angry angry angry angry

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by hopefulLandlord: 1:45pm On May 01, 2018
Actuarydeji:
Mumu like you. Gullible sheep
I'm a proud sheep, you should be too

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by expert234: 1:47pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


If Yahweh can command each of those things I listed then its makes sense to believe he might've ordered people to eat grass

Then he can also ask you to allow your pastor to have a carnal knowledge of your wife. Stop commenting stupidly.
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 1:48pm On May 01, 2018
abegi park well....we are not buying your christian crusader rubbish no more.....

in spain they killed a lot of people for drinking ice tea back then.....
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 1:51pm On May 01, 2018
christians murdered muslims like kilode in the crusades.....

you christians are not better than radical islam..... angry angry

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Greatwonders(m): 1:52pm On May 01, 2018
This is why I prefer personal alter to going to church sometimes

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 1:52pm On May 01, 2018
their are radical christians too....this thread is the prove....

my foot.... angry angry angry angry

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by ooshinibos: 1:54pm On May 01, 2018
I blame the ignorant Africans

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by hopefulLandlord: 1:55pm On May 01, 2018
expert234:


Then he can also ask you to allow your pastor to have a carnal knowledge of your wife. Stop commenting stupidly.
He ordered Onan to have Carnal knowledge of his brother's wife which he did, Yahweh even killed him for refusing to impregnate her

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Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 1:59pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
He ordered Onan to have Carnal knowledge of his brother's wife which he did, Yahweh even killed him for refusing to impregnate her

back off....yes?...we will not accept immorality because its in the bible..... angry angry

you dont even tell us the ol story....you just pick a part of it that pleases you.....

the way i remember it,if a man dies,then the brother can marry the brothers wife.....

that part you will not tell us ofcourse....because you like fornicating....!!!!...
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by kazyhm(m): 2:01pm On May 01, 2018
Amadaz:
you're very stupid and I'm very sure about it.

Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by AyoolaIgwe(m): 2:01pm On May 01, 2018
grin this one weak me
Explorers:
Uganda pastor using members as red carpet.
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by expert234: 2:01pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
He ordered Onan to have Carnal knowledge of his brother's wife which he did, Yahweh even killed him for refusing to impregnate her

Then, may Yahweh ask your pastor to fucck your wife. Empty headed, mentally-imprisoned buffoon.
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by wyqay: 2:02pm On May 01, 2018
angry grin grin angry grin
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by kazyhm(m): 2:07pm On May 01, 2018
Aaronsrod:


We do not need education. We need the blood of Jesus.

Fear of God is Freedom.

Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 2:10pm On May 01, 2018
expert234:


Then, may Yahweh ask your pastor to fucck your wife. Empty headed, mentally-imprisoned buffoon.

dont mind am....thats not how the story went in the bible....he is looking for ways to yansh your wife although you are still alive....

nonesense....

btw..

any woman you yansh,you must marry....!!!!

the laws are clear....
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Actuarydeji(m): 2:11pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


I'm a proud sheep, you should be too
You're right my brother, continue being a sheep, at the end of the day your shepherd would slaughter you. Mumu sheep. You better receive commonsense before it is too late
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 2:14pm On May 01, 2018
i dont understand why you christians like to twist laws.....

you pick some lines here,some lines their and you land in total confusion....

you yansh,you marry......simple as that.....
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 2:18pm On May 01, 2018
as soon as you have your dick in a womans vagina,you are automaticaly marrying her....thats not hard to understand....

you need no marriage paper,no certificate,no bystanders.....the deal is done....
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 2:22pm On May 01, 2018
damnit,you people disgust the darkside.......... angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by justtoodark: 2:27pm On May 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


Yahweh wanted Onan to impregnate his brother's wife who's technically "another man's wife"

read your bible

you go back and read the ol chapter...you dont get it...

dont read only lines...read the ol thing....!!!!
Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by Angelfrost(m): 2:30pm On May 01, 2018
The pastors didn't make them do anything jor. They all chose the path of gullibility, and stupidity. Deception thrives in Africa because the average African wants to be deceived! Thinking and simple reasoning are too burdensome for our lazy brains.

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