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"I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by lotusbeta: 2:37pm On Apr 30, 2018
This is the truth about whether resting your laptop on your lap affects your fertility

Unless you’re at work or maybe on a train, the chances are pretty high that you use your computer by resting it on your lap. But have you ever wondered what impact this might be having on your between-me-down-theres? My computer is pretty old and it feels like it gets as hot as the sun… and what about radiation? Is that an issue?

Now, a panel of experts have spoken to The Verge about everything you could ever want to know on the topic.

Essentially, it’s pretty good news. There is no credible evidence that using a laptop on your lap will damage your genitals or have any real effect on your fertility.
Dr John Emory, an endocrinologist at the University of Washington Medical Centre, said: “The good news is that laptop use shouldn’t have any negative impact on fertility.”

Dr Sarah Vaugh, an infertility fellow at Stanford University, agreed that there are not enough studies on the issue to prove that this is a major problem. And the reason that we don’t really need to be worried is that laptops don’t get hot enough to cause any real damage. It’s true that testicles need to remain cool – that’s why they’re on the outside of the body – but laptop heat just isn’t high enough to affect sperm production.

However, the experts agreed that if you are concerned about your fertility you might want to stick to a desk just in case. And they also agreed that radiation from a laptop is so tiny you really don’t need to worry – it’s the same amount of radiation as going on a plane or even walking around outside. The doctors, however, did have some advice about other things you should avoid to make sure your fertility isn’t damaged:

- Prolonged time spent in very hot hot-tubs
- Marijuana
- Opiates
- Alcoholism
And, according to the NHS, if you or your partner has been diagnosed with a low sperm count, there are several options available. You can help maximise your chances of conceiving by:
- Having sex every two or three days
- Moderating your alcohol consumption and stopping smoking
- Staying in good shape, exercising regularly and having a healthy, balanced diet


https://www.shortlist.com/tech/laptop-lap-fertility-health-heat-radiation/355171

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by hezy4real01(m): 5:10am On May 01, 2018
Ok nice! You're not cooking it na fry you de fry am... But its much better to use your laptops on the desk, tables etc.

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Virgohills(m): 5:10am On May 01, 2018
Ftc
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Bontia(m): 5:10am On May 01, 2018
The guy above me reminds me of ferrytales

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Burger01(m): 5:11am On May 01, 2018
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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by phrankchek(m): 5:11am On May 01, 2018
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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Somebodydaddy01: 5:11am On May 01, 2018
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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by gracey214: 5:12am On May 01, 2018
Hmmm.. anyways ist to commento�
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by hezy4real01(m): 5:14am On May 01, 2018
Virgohills:
Ftc
try harder
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Oblitz(m): 5:14am On May 01, 2018
Ok
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Sarang(f): 5:15am On May 01, 2018
Bontia:
The guy above me reminds me of ferrytales

Total dreamer grin grin
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Lordave: 5:15am On May 01, 2018
I just don't like the heat angry

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Funjosh(m): 5:18am On May 01, 2018
God Bless the mode that push this to front page.

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by nofij(m): 5:20am On May 01, 2018
Mod thank you jare. My laptop is literally on my laps 24 hours a day. I've got no choice for now until I think I've said goodbye to poverty for life.

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Quality20(m): 5:24am On May 01, 2018
owk but what if d laptop is connected online either by WiFi,modem or others? Won't d radiation be maximised to detrimental levels?
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by damoneymag(m): 5:24am On May 01, 2018
Good to know.. i use to think it had adverse effect
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by whirlwind7(m): 5:27am On May 01, 2018
On the front page, the topic says "we am not cooking your genitals" undecided

Except you rest your lappy over your jewels, I have always observed that the heat from its vents aren't that much. Certainly not enough to "fry" your balls.
When I need to keep them on my laps, I usually place my laptop closer to the knees than my groin. That way, there's some space in between my balls and the machine for ventilation.
Also, I suggest you get laptops that has the cooling vents located by the sides, not the bottom.

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Nobody: 5:28am On May 01, 2018
Virgohills:
Ftc
Wake Up Sir
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by peacettw: 5:28am On May 01, 2018
That is a terrible choice of words for something so sensitive. Imagine the tobacco industry declaring that their products will not smoke your lungs.

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by SilverG33k(m): 5:31am On May 01, 2018
I don't place my PC on my laps at all, I work long hours on my PC and placing it on my laps is not convenient
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by anyimontana(m): 5:33am On May 01, 2018
Tabs are more convenient
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Nobody: 5:34am On May 01, 2018
Interesting
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Niyil: 5:44am On May 01, 2018
not convinced enough.

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by oluboom(m): 5:50am On May 01, 2018
guess op meant that its not cooking bt its boiling slowly
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Alejoc(m): 6:07am On May 01, 2018
Lol.....

I dey fear you Mr Laptop and Mr Phone too!
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by emperorblog(m): 6:10am On May 01, 2018
waw nice
chevk
www.emperorblog.com.ng
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by callydon(m): 6:21am On May 01, 2018
The researchers seem even not convinced if it's cooked or not.
Best practice wub be to avoid placing laptops on d lap, at least until d report is confirmed or discarded.
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Iceberg3: 6:30am On May 01, 2018
Coneheads got no problem with this,them no get laptop grin

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Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by KidsNEXTdoor: 6:45am On May 01, 2018
callydon:
The researchers seem even not convinced if it's cooked or not.
Best practice wub be to avoid placing laptops on d lap, at least until d report is confirmed or discarded.

Why don't you use yourself as a case study
Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Proudlyngwa(m): 6:46am On May 01, 2018
grin

The radiations from laptops like most electronic devices are way too small.

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