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Help ! ! !. by actoor(op): 2:20pm On May 19, 2010
Please help Me, my gf is complaining about the size of my D"k, she said, I should go and look for a reduction medication but, my ells seam to love the size. Pls what can i do?
Re: Help ! ! !. by candylips(m): 2:32pm On May 19, 2010
Shut the Bleep up !!!
Re: Help ! ! !. by vivaladiva(f): 2:34pm On May 19, 2010
one can certainly have too much of a good thing
ive heard of penis enlargement, but not so mch reduction
hmmm i beta switch over to google n i wld do the same if i were u, mr cocky grin
Re: Help ! ! !. by actoor(op): 2:41pm On May 19, 2010
vivaladiva:
one can certainly have too much of a good thing
ive heard of manliness enlargement, but not so mch reduction
hmmm i beta switch over to google n i wld do the same if i were u, mr cocky grin
Av i wrong you by seeking for an assistance?
Re: Help ! ! !. by jaybee3(m): 2:43pm On May 19, 2010
Ur "Else" huh huh huh huh shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Help ! ! !. by vivaladiva(f): 2:43pm On May 19, 2010
u havent wronged me
but i suspect ur sense of humour is not as robust as ur c-o-c-k
Re: Help ! ! !. by actoor(op): 2:49pm On May 19, 2010
May be because, it takes two to tangle. Even you?
Re: Help ! ! !. by vivaladiva(f): 2:59pm On May 19, 2010
did u just fish that out of a hat
cos i fail to see how getting tangled has anything to do with anything at all
Re: Help ! ! !. by Woke4all(m): 3:06pm On May 19, 2010
Hey guy you have no problem.

Get a very sharp knife,hammer and grinded pepper. Then follow there instruction if you really love her.
1. Place ur d*<k on a concrete or metalic surface.

2. Call ur gf to Measure the length she want.

3. Place the knife no ur di<k.

4. Hit the knife very hard with the hammer.

5. Add the pepper immediately after cutting. That's all.

Congrats! :-D
Re: Help ! ! !. by Woke4all(m): 3:07pm On May 19, 2010
Hey guy you have no problem.

Get a very sharp knife,hammer and grinded pepper. Then follow there instruction if you really love her.
1. Place ur d*<k on a concrete or metalic surface.

2. Call ur gf to Measure the length she want.

3. Place the knife no ur di<k.

4. Hit the knife very hard with the hammer.

5. Add the pepper immediately after cutting. That's all.

Congrats! :-D
Re: Help ! ! !. by madlady(f): 3:14pm On May 19, 2010
@Poster, If length is your problem (it's too long) why not try a "p e n i s limiter" lipsrsealed
Re: Help ! ! !. by omega25red(m): 3:19pm On May 19, 2010
candylips:
Shut the bleep up !!!
grin grin grin
Re: Help ! ! !. by jaybee3(m): 3:48pm On May 19, 2010
madlady:
@Poster, If length is your problem (it's too long) why not try a "p e n i s limiter" lipsrsealed
heheheheh dats a new one shocked shocked tongue tongue
Re: Help ! ! !. by madlady(f): 9:08am On May 20, 2010
jay bee:
heheheheh dats a new one shocked shocked tongue tongue
Actually it's not new, they have been around for a very long time. cool

This picture  shows a VERY old one (maybe Victorian). I could show a picture of the type used now but it may not be appropriate.

Re: Help ! ! !. by Madukaele(m): 9:13am On May 20, 2010
madlady u don go far oo. me respect u from now grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Help ! ! !. by jaybee3(m): 9:14am On May 20, 2010
Oh my gawd, i seriously need to get with world's evolvement. I didn't think such existed  embarassed embarassed
Re: Help ! ! !. by madlady(f): 9:19am On May 20, 2010
Madukaele:
madlady u don go far oo. me respect u from now grin grin grin grin grin grin
You did not respect me before embarassed, I am sad. cry

jay bee:
Oh my gawd, i seriously need to get with world's evolvement. I didn't think such existed embarassed embarassed
Hmmm I thought you would know about such a thing. lipsrsealed
Re: Help ! ! !. by kemisuga(f): 9:38am On May 20, 2010
H I L A R I O U S indeed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Another woman's poison, is another woman's food. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Help ! ! !. by SALady(f): 10:07am On May 20, 2010
candylips:
Shut the bleep up !!!
For real guy take the advise above,
Re: Help ! ! !. by Faher(m): 5:30pm On May 20, 2010
@ OP

You're just an attention seeker
Re: Help ! ! !. by slex(m): 7:18pm On May 20, 2010
jsut looking for attention undecided
Re: Help ! ! !. by Newest: 8:16pm On May 20, 2010
madlady:
@Poster, If length is your problem (it's too long) why not try a "p e n i s limiter" lipsrsealed
Have u once been in the shoes of this guys G/F?,

U bad ooo
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