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| Help ! ! !. by actoor(op): 2:20pm On May 19, 2010 |
Please help Me, my gf is complaining about the size of my D"k, she said, I should go and look for a reduction medication but, my ells seam to love the size. Pls what can i do? |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by candylips(m): 2:32pm On May 19, 2010 |
Shut the Bleep up !!! |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by vivaladiva(f): 2:34pm On May 19, 2010 |
one can certainly have too much of a good thing ive heard of penis enlargement, but not so mch reduction hmmm i beta switch over to google n i wld do the same if i were u, mr cocky ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by actoor(op): 2:41pm On May 19, 2010 |
vivaladiva:Av i wrong you by seeking for an assistance? |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by jaybee3(m): 2:43pm On May 19, 2010 |
Ur "Else" |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by vivaladiva(f): 2:43pm On May 19, 2010 |
u havent wronged me but i suspect ur sense of humour is not as robust as ur c-o-c-k |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by actoor(op): 2:49pm On May 19, 2010 |
May be because, it takes two to tangle. Even you? |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by vivaladiva(f): 2:59pm On May 19, 2010 |
did u just fish that out of a hat cos i fail to see how getting tangled has anything to do with anything at all |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by Woke4all(m): 3:06pm On May 19, 2010 |
Hey guy you have no problem. Get a very sharp knife,hammer and grinded pepper. Then follow there instruction if you really love her. 1. Place ur d*<k on a concrete or metalic surface. 2. Call ur gf to Measure the length she want. 3. Place the knife no ur di<k. 4. Hit the knife very hard with the hammer. 5. Add the pepper immediately after cutting. That's all. Congrats! :-D |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by Woke4all(m): 3:07pm On May 19, 2010 |
Hey guy you have no problem. Get a very sharp knife,hammer and grinded pepper. Then follow there instruction if you really love her. 1. Place ur d*<k on a concrete or metalic surface. 2. Call ur gf to Measure the length she want. 3. Place the knife no ur di<k. 4. Hit the knife very hard with the hammer. 5. Add the pepper immediately after cutting. That's all. Congrats! :-D |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by madlady(f): 3:14pm On May 19, 2010 |
@Poster, If length is your problem (it's too long) why not try a "p e n i s limiter" ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by omega25red(m): 3:19pm On May 19, 2010 |
candylips: ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by jaybee3(m): 3:48pm On May 19, 2010 |
madlady:heheheheh dats a new one ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by madlady(f): 9:08am On May 20, 2010 |
jay bee:Actually it's not new, they have been around for a very long time. ![]() This picture shows a VERY old one (maybe Victorian). I could show a picture of the type used now but it may not be appropriate.
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| Re: Help ! ! !. by Madukaele(m): 9:13am On May 20, 2010 |
madlady u don go far oo. me respect u from now ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by jaybee3(m): 9:14am On May 20, 2010 |
Oh my gawd, i seriously need to get with world's evolvement. I didn't think such existed ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by madlady(f): 9:19am On May 20, 2010 |
Madukaele:You did not respect me before , I am sad. jay bee:Hmmm I thought you would know about such a thing. ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by kemisuga(f): 9:38am On May 20, 2010 |
H I L A R I O U S indeed ![]() Another woman's poison, is another woman's food. ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by SALady(f): 10:07am On May 20, 2010 |
candylips:For real guy take the advise above, |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by Faher(m): 5:30pm On May 20, 2010 |
@ OP You're just an attention seeker |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by slex(m): 7:18pm On May 20, 2010 |
jsut looking for attention ![]() |
| Re: Help ! ! !. by Newest: 8:16pm On May 20, 2010 |
madlady:Have u once been in the shoes of this guys G/F?, U bad ooo |
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