I do not like the taste of ass...

It leaves a distinct pungent aftertaste in my mouth,

A tic in my eye, a lightness in my head, and an infernal tintinnabulation in my ears.

So do not be sore vexed if i refuse to kiss your ass.

The reason is not quantum physics:

It is because i do not like the taste of ass...

Ishilove:
I wrote this limerick on my page two years ago. It popped up in my memories and I'm like...wondering what in God's name came over me. Haha



Smh. Ishi ehn, you are a character

oyb:


erm, what about the erm taste of erm one eyed monster?
will that rock your boat?

Ishilove:

One eyed monster?

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

oyb:


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=one%20eyed%20monster



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0

or you thought i was referring to this -





no go ceec on me this may day

OrestesDante:



☣ ☠


∆ What is happening here?
What kind of skinario is this one?



I'm not getting something...∆


☣ ☠

oyb:


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=one%20eyed%20monster



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0

or you thought i was referring to this -





no go ceec on me this may day

armadeo:


The clip is hilarious. Lol.