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Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by WotzupNG: 5:00pm On May 10, 2018
Former England player, Gary Lineker has revealed an embarrassing moment he had on the pitch at the Italia ’90 World Cup.

The former Tottenham and Leicester marksman spoke in a History Channel documentary of how he pooed on himself right on the pitch in the game against Ireland. According to him, he was desperate to leave the pitch but didn’t want to let his Three Lions team-mates down.

Leaving the pitch will mean the English team will be left with just 10 men in the group game. Before the match, he was battling with troublesome tummy but still decided to go into the game like that. As he stretched for a ball in the second half of the game, he lost control of his bowels.

Lineker said:

I had a bit of a dickie stomach, I don't know where it came from.

I managed to get through the first half despite terrible stomach cramps.

You know, it's a World Cup, you cannot say 'Excuse me, ref, is it alright if I pop off for five minutes?'

Anyway, the ball went and I kind of go for it but I stumble a little bit.

And as I stumbled, I… relaxed.
I remember Gary Stevens coming up to me and he’s looking over me saying 'are you alright?'

And I just remember saying: 'I've s*** myself?' What do you do?

The game ended 1-1 with Gary Lineker in the scorer’s sheet.

https://www.wotzup.ng/former-england-player-pooed-pitch/

cc lalasticlala

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by whitebeard(m): 5:14pm On May 10, 2018
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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by newsynews: 5:19pm On May 10, 2018
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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by MrGreenMavro: 6:18pm On May 10, 2018
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expensive shit cheesy

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by annnikky(f): 6:18pm On May 10, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by chinoify: 6:19pm On May 10, 2018
Village people come and see ohhh

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by tahir01(m): 6:20pm On May 10, 2018
really
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Criticize001(m): 6:21pm On May 10, 2018
So we should dey beans?
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by ajos2018(m): 6:21pm On May 10, 2018
Hahahaha!
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by ifeanyija(m): 6:21pm On May 10, 2018
it's nature
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by gerrardomendes(m): 6:21pm On May 10, 2018
we wee not take it
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Ayobami7(m): 6:22pm On May 10, 2018
Okay,we don hear
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by XingXhang(m): 6:23pm On May 10, 2018
Hehehe
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by marveleo: 6:25pm On May 10, 2018
grin angryu cant cheat nature bro ;Du cant cheat nature bro

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by nonjebose(m): 6:26pm On May 10, 2018
Poo does happen in a World cup match. Many have urinated on themselves especially during games on wet or rainy days.
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by marveleo: 6:26pm On May 10, 2018
;DDude u cant cheat nature ask sergio ramos
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Akadons1(m): 6:27pm On May 10, 2018
Hmmm

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by davibid: 6:27pm On May 10, 2018
Seriously I've been wanting to know what will happen if nature really and I mean really put pressure on players when the ball is in play


cry

Those type that happens when you are on a long journey, I swear OYO is your name grin

Hit like if you've had those moments while traveling grin

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by obaataaokpaewu: 6:33pm On May 10, 2018
The only professional player without a yellow or red card throughout his career

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by psychologist(m): 6:40pm On May 10, 2018
sh!t happens



But on a serious note, what's fifa ruling on a player that is pressed on the field of play
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Koko88(m): 6:41pm On May 10, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
The only professional player without a yellow or red card throughout his career

for real?

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Icon79(m): 6:42pm On May 10, 2018
Well, that shouldn't be a surprise. Gary Linker's game is similar to Cristiano Ronaldo; the only thing they contribute to the game is to score goals ... just stalk the last defender and wait for a cheap tap in, that's their game. Take for instance, in the first game versus Bayern Munich, Cristiano Ronaldo only touched the ball 19 times!


O pari

obaataaokpaewu:
The only professional player without a yellow or red card throughout his career

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by asawanathegreat(m): 6:43pm On May 10, 2018
Oboy see film
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by RZArecta2(m): 6:50pm On May 10, 2018
It's a terrible situation on the pitch when you have to use the toilet. Most at times, it's to urinate but this one is worse cheesy I would rather not play that day
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by thunderbabs: 6:57pm On May 10, 2018
Shitt happens cheesy
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Smarkie: 7:01pm On May 10, 2018
can't he pretend to be injured and got subtituted and ease him self in peace
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by gamechanger1: 7:07pm On May 10, 2018
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Labels like ——
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Everyone is fighting a battle we know nothing about. The least we can do is be patient & kind!!!

Let us respect the invisible labels!!!!
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Inspired by your post bro

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Nobody: 7:11pm On May 10, 2018
Shít happens

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by DEIFIED(m): 7:14pm On May 10, 2018
Laughing over some embarrassing moments in ones life years after is kind of cool.

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by KidsNEXTdoor: 7:23pm On May 10, 2018
Shiiit happens grin grin

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