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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by haywhy1026(m): 8:43pm On May 10, 2018
oh
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by youngadab(m): 8:46pm On May 10, 2018
:Dstory for the gods...
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by mazimee(m): 8:57pm On May 10, 2018
davibid:
Seriously I've been wanting to know what will happen if nature really and I mean really put pressure on players when the ball is in play


cry

Those type that happens when you are on a long journey, I swear OYO is your name grin

Hit like if you've had those moments while traveling grin


Ramos have done that, he excused himself from the pitch.
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by AreaFada2: 9:09pm On May 10, 2018
Hehehe.

And they got to the semi-finals of Italia '90. One of the best England squads in the last 30 years. Only Euro'96 squad came close.
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by naturalwaves: 10:09pm On May 10, 2018
Icon79:
Well, that shouldn't be a surprise. Gary Linker's game is similar to Cristiano Ronaldo; the only thing they contribute to the game is to score goals ... just stalk the last defender and wait for a cheap tap in, that's their game. Take for instance, in the first game versus Bayern Munich, Cristiano Ronaldo only touched the ball 19 times!


O pari



I wanted to ignore you before but I decided to at least get the stupidity out of someone today. You seem like the kind of person that usually fails to identify his primary duty even at work. In case you do not know, if you play as a striker, your primary duty is to wait for the ball and tap in OR to score goals just as it is the duty of keepers to prevent them from entering . When the ball crosses the face of goal, you must be available to do a tap in. Players like Crespo, Ruud Van really mastered this. This is why there are different departments in a team. Any other wandering about is just an excess. Moreover, the Ronaldo you are referring to has nothing to prove to you. He has done more than enough all through his career..... Dribbles, runs, long range, shot range, freekicks, headers, just name it. In the history of the game, there has never beeen any player that is more complete and versatile than Ronaldo. You may commit suicide if you want. If your memory serves you well, you will recall that Ronaldo is around 33 years now. How many 33 years olds are performing at his level and occupying even top 5 in the world?? Now that he has decided to use his common sense and save his energy in games, you are talking like you were born just yesterday. He didn't win his 5 "world best footballer " awards by accident, he won it through sweat , hard work and consistency. Please, let us always use our common sense before talking like a slowpoke online. Okay?

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by donqx: 1:40am On May 11, 2018
hmmm
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by kabillion(m): 2:52am On May 11, 2018
Xkis me ref. I have shit. Is it a foul?
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by cream1: 5:40am On May 11, 2018
annnikky:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
That's courage, dedication to duty and love for country against his personal comfort.

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Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by emmylarry92: 6:31am On May 11, 2018
Can this be real, am wawozed

Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by gentlezypher: 7:33am On May 11, 2018
psychologist:
sh!t happens



But on a serious note, what's fifa ruling on a player that is pressed on the field of play
i think there is a rule that allows a player to walk back to the dressing room and ease off
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by DONORJIR(m): 8:06am On May 11, 2018
gamechanger1:
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Inspired by your post bro
Same here.
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Skmoda360(m): 8:14am On May 11, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
The only professional player without a yellow or red card throughout his career
history man......good work
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Josh64(m): 8:41am On May 11, 2018
Icon79:
Well, that shouldn't be a surprise. Gary Linker's game is similar to Cristiano Ronaldo; the only thing they contribute to the game is to score goals ... just stalk the last defender and wait for a cheap tap in, that's their game. Take for instance, in the first game versus Bayern Munich, Cristiano Ronaldo only touched the ball 19 times!


O pari


When Ronaldo was doing the main job of making 70 yards mazy runs and assists, where were you? Stop hating, the dude deserves everything that comes his way, even if na penalty he dey score, hin don do the work down ni o. BTW, he is 33 years old, cut him some slack.
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by annnikky(f): 8:41am On May 11, 2018
cream1:

That's courage, dedication to duty and love for country against his personal comfort.
Kudos to him
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by Icon79(m): 1:17pm On May 11, 2018
Well, he haven't done that in over 5 years. His game these days is to perch around the 18 yard box waiting for Modric, Kroos, and Marcelo to do all the work and then present it on a platter for him so he can tap in grin

And by the way, I would not stop "hating" on the guy until he acknowledges the truth Leo Messi is the G-O-A-T.


O pari

Josh64:


When Ronaldo was doing the main job of making 70 yards mazy runs and assists, where were you? Stop hating, the dude deserves everything that comes his way, even if na penalty he dey score, hin don do the work down ni o. BTW, he is 33 years old, cut him some slack.
Re: Gary Lineker Recalls The Moment He Pooed On Himself On The Pitch by LiberatedGirl: 6:44am On Nov 24, 2021
That's a real Messi situation

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