Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ

@nferyn
are you an atheist? what do u believe? just curious!

Nferyn is not an atheist. He is the resident atheist on Nairaland. After me, of course.

UPDATE: Wow, what a video! Someone seriously needs to transcribe it for dialup users!

@seun
resident atheist?? hmmmm!!!! anyway seun u sef na mamber?

@seun
spelling mistake! i meant member

Yes, I'm an atheist like Tai Solarin. You can read all about that here: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4959.0.html

Dial-up users can read the text of the above youtube video here: www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php It's sweet!

@ seun
did u attend mayflower high school ? is that where atheism rubbed off on you?and isnt your full name oluwaseun? are you going to renounce it?

ah

;d

sisimose, did you not enjoy the video?

spoilt, I have never attended Mayflower, but as an atheist I like to associate myself with the name of Tai Solarin.

Seun
the video is nothing special, new or groundbreaking

Seun:

sisimose, did you not enjoy the video?

spoilt, I have never attended Mayflower, but as an atheist I like to associate myself with the name of Tai Solarin.

Mr Admin, What do you believe in? Since you do not believe in God. do you worship idols? how do you edify your soul?

When I'm feeling low, I watch sitcoms, browse the Internet, and chat with friends. I worship nothing.

Seun:

When I'm feeling low, I watch sitcoms, browse the Internet, and chat with friends. I worship nothing.

your parents will whip your behind if they find out "you worship nothing" lol

i am sure they already did, but seun is so stubborn i bet they gave up 

I'm not a doormat, if that's what you're trying to say. Attempts to bully me back into the faith have been made.

@ sisimose, what do you belief in?

@seun
who was trying to bully you back into your faith? funny! when i'm low i watch sitcoms and that doesnt work? any other tips?? do you plan to raise your kids the same way? just curious.
you must liase with nferyn a great deal. he must be ur other inspiration aside from the great tai solarin.

The reactions to this little piece of satire are actually far more enlightening than anything Hank, or rather Karl, could have come up with
Hardly anyone who sees the humour in the whole thing.
Seun, beware, you should repent or Hank will come to kick the shit out of you

Instructions: Replace Hank with any appropriate and/or applicable deity, replace Karl with any appropriate and/or applicable prophet and/or replacement deity. Repeat until it sticks

Some schizmatic accounts on the nature of Hank and his Ass:
http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Ginohn/cetera/hankisms.html

nferyn, excellent post.
Circular reasoning/logic amazes me. When you want to make a mathematical or scientific proof, you use already established principles and definitions to prove theorems. Many Christians, on the other hand will altogether dismiss a more enlightened person has a fool and discount their argument simply because the bible (which is the object of the argument) tells them so. The mind boggles! It is impossible to argue with someone like that, and I have generally given up, although some of them do end up coming around.

@Seun, how many posts must I have to join your prestigious group.

Seun, beware, you should repent or Hank will come to kick the shit out of you

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Hehe. Thanks for posting this. I really, really love satire.

dtw_sola:

nferyn, excellent post.
Circular reasoning/logic amazes me. When you want to make a mathematical or scientific proof, you use already established principles and definitions to prove theorems. Many Christians, on the other hand will altogether dismiss a more enlightened person has a fool and discount their argument simply because the bible (which is the object of the argument) tells them so. The mind boggles! It is impossible to argue with someone like that, and I have generally given up, although some of them do end up coming around.

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Funny how this so called mathematical theorems are nothing but abstract thinking invented by mere men like you. How tangible is the pythagorase theorem?
You agree that oxygen is essential for life yet you have never seen it?

davidylan:

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Funny how this so called mathematical theorems are nothing but abstract thinking invented by mere men like you. How tangible is the pythagorase theorem?

You can of course choose to ignore those abstract theorems. I wonder e.g. how many bridges would get built without all these [i]abstract [/i]ideas from geometry. Your point?

davidylan:

You agree that oxygen is essential for life yet you have never seen it?

I definitely expect better from you, davidylan. It seems that, when religion gets a satirical treatment, you just forget about the intellectual rigor you aptly apply to other subjects.

Nferyn,

You should know that in matters like this, either you're preaching to the choir or you're uttering unintelligible nonsense.

The clip was amusing, although it doesn't quite capture some of the subtleties of religious belief.

Ka:

Nferyn,

You should know that in matters like this, either you're preaching to the choir or you're uttering unintelligible nonsense.

A humorous interlude for the choir isn't entirely out of bounds, I would hope

Ka:

The clip was amusing, although it doesn't quite capture some of the subtleties of religious belief.

Have you ever seen satire capturing the subtleties of any belief? I never meant this to be a start of an [i]intelligent [/i]debate anyway. I wonder if that's even possible.

Here's another funny cartoon, let's keep this thread sufficiently low brow, shall we

@Ka: sharrap, where is your own clip? You just came here to show us how smart you are, right? Mission failed!

@nferyn: nice! Sometimes, people need to interact with like minds. I think satire primarily benefits those that get it.

Another one

While we're at it

Hehe. I liked them all. My Christian sibling says he doesn't understand the story about Hank's Ass, though.

Seun:

Hehe. I liked them all. My Christian sibling says he doesn't understand the story about Hank's Ass, though.

Why am I not surprised

Seun,

I don't do clips - I aim for a more refined, subtle approach.

Oh, by the way - Hank just called. He said he's coming to kick your ass from here to eternity. Be afraid, be verrrry afraid. . .



Nferyn,

So you've given up? You've finally realised the gap between believer and infidel is too wide to be bridged? Oh dear!!!