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Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 11:04am On Mar 17, 2007 |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by spoilt(f): 3:09am On Mar 18, 2007 |
@nferyn are you an atheist? what do u believe? just curious! |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 11:57am On Mar 18, 2007 |
Nferyn is not an atheist. He is the resident atheist on Nairaland. After me, of course. UPDATE: Wow, what a video! Someone seriously needs to transcribe it for dialup users! |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by spoilt(f): 6:08pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
@seun resident atheist?? hmmmm!!!! anyway seun u sef na mamber? |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by spoilt(f): 6:09pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
@seun spelling mistake! i meant member |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 6:18pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
Yes, I'm an atheist like Tai Solarin. You can read all about that here: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4959.0.html Dial-up users can read the text of the above youtube video here: www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php It's sweet! |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by spoilt(f): 6:31pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
@ seun did u attend mayflower high school ? is that where atheism rubbed off on you?and isnt your full name oluwaseun? are you going to renounce it? |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by sisimose(f): 6:34pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
ah |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by sisimose(f): 6:36pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
;d |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 8:00pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
sisimose, did you not enjoy the video? spoilt, I have never attended Mayflower, but as an atheist I like to associate myself with the name of Tai Solarin. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by sisimose(f): 8:04pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
Seun the video is nothing special, new or groundbreaking |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by tafari(m): 8:39pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
Seun: Mr Admin, What do you believe in? Since you do not believe in God. do you worship idols? how do you edify your soul? |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 8:59pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
When I'm feeling low, I watch sitcoms, browse the Internet, and chat with friends. I worship nothing. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by maxell(f): 9:01pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
Seun: your parents will whip your behind if they find out "you worship nothing" lol |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by sisimose(f): 9:04pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
i am sure they already did, but seun is so stubborn i bet they gave upĀ |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 9:15pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
I'm not a doormat, if that's what you're trying to say. Attempts to bully me back into the faith have been made. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by tafari(m): 9:51pm On Mar 18, 2007 |
@ sisimose, what do you belief in? |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by spoilt(f): 1:17am On Mar 19, 2007 |
@seun who was trying to bully you back into your faith? funny! when i'm low i watch sitcoms and that doesnt work? any other tips?? do you plan to raise your kids the same way? just curious. you must liase with nferyn a great deal. he must be ur other inspiration aside from the great tai solarin. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 8:54am On Mar 19, 2007 |
The reactions to this little piece of satire are actually far more enlightening than anything Hank, or rather Karl, could have come up with Hardly anyone who sees the humour in the whole thing. Seun, beware, you should repent or Hank will come to kick the shit out of you Instructions: Replace Hank with any appropriate and/or applicable deity, replace Karl with any appropriate and/or applicable prophet and/or replacement deity. Repeat until it sticks |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 2:15pm On Mar 19, 2007 |
Some schizmatic accounts on the nature of Hank and his Ass: http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Ginohn/cetera/hankisms.html |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by dtwsola(m): 2:41am On Mar 20, 2007 |
nferyn, excellent post. Circular reasoning/logic amazes me. When you want to make a mathematical or scientific proof, you use already established principles and definitions to prove theorems. Many Christians, on the other hand will altogether dismiss a more enlightened person has a fool and discount their argument simply because the bible (which is the object of the argument) tells them so. The mind boggles! It is impossible to argue with someone like that, and I have generally given up, although some of them do end up coming around. @Seun, how many posts must I have to join your prestigious group. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 8:17am On Mar 20, 2007 |
Seun, beware, you should repent or Hank will come to kick the shit out of you. Hehe. Thanks for posting this. I really, really love satire. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Nobody: 3:46am On Mar 21, 2007 |
dtw_sola:. Funny how this so called mathematical theorems are nothing but abstract thinking invented by mere men like you. How tangible is the pythagorase theorem? You agree that oxygen is essential for life yet you have never seen it? |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 8:08am On Mar 21, 2007 |
davidylan:You can of course choose to ignore those abstract theorems. I wonder e.g. how many bridges would get built without all these [i]abstract [/i]ideas from geometry. Your point? davidylan:I definitely expect better from you, davidylan. It seems that, when religion gets a satirical treatment, you just forget about the intellectual rigor you aptly apply to other subjects. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Ka: 9:09pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Nferyn, You should know that in matters like this, either you're preaching to the choir or you're uttering unintelligible nonsense. The clip was amusing, although it doesn't quite capture some of the subtleties of religious belief. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 10:05pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Ka:A humorous interlude for the choir isn't entirely out of bounds, I would hope Ka:Have you ever seen satire capturing the subtleties of any belief? I never meant this to be a start of an [i]intelligent [/i]debate anyway. I wonder if that's even possible. Here's another funny cartoon, let's keep this thread sufficiently low brow, shall we
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Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 10:09pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
@Ka: sharrap, where is your own clip? You just came here to show us how smart you are, right? Mission failed! @nferyn: nice! Sometimes, people need to interact with like minds. I think satire primarily benefits those that get it. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 10:21pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Another one
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Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 10:25pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
While we're at it 1 Like
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Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Seun(m): 10:29pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Hehe. I liked them all. My Christian sibling says he doesn't understand the story about Hank's Ass, though. |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by nferyn(m): 10:33pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Seun:Why am I not surprised |
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed by Ka: 10:36pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Seun, I don't do clips - I aim for a more refined, subtle approach. Oh, by the way - Hank just called. He said he's coming to kick your ass from here to eternity. Be afraid, be verrrry afraid. . . Nferyn, So you've given up? You've finally realised the gap between believer and infidel is too wide to be bridged? Oh dear!!! |
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