Chai!

No 4 gat me wella!

Chai!

No 4 gat me wella!

U dey go church wella





That meeting part true die

Chai!

No 4 gat me wella!

Mhen that number 21 tho...
Those young cute couple that always wear the same attire. I dey always FO for them.. Why will you quote me Sho mo age mi ni.

oluphilip2008:
That number 3 is so speaking about me. The passion in taking down notes ehn , but I hardly revisit them. It is well

Copy copy

twentyk:
I'm bored...

Call me 08064035206

Number 6 got me hands down! Reminds me of those days of youth when I would think about the best way to catch up with Bose after service. But her stern and suspicious mother always got wise to my intentions. The Daddy appeared unconcerned, but it was later during our Engagement ceremony that he confessed to being amused at my futile efforts. My God, Bose was beautiful then; she's even more beautiful now.

those that came to charge their home appliances e.g phones, torchlight, radio, mp3, Bluetooth, they even come with their own extensions box or sucket.

AND

those once that will browse and ping throughout the service

No. 9
Even for mosque

hizzypearl:
Mhen that number 21 na true o.... those cute young couple that always wear the same attire, i dey always FO for them o.. Nobody should quote me, why will you quote me "sho mo age mi ni"

Lol. Mo mo age o.

guilty of number 1 and 24 sha

So so funny. But No.10 that year! Huh

OK this was hilarious

zlantanfan:
If this makes another frontpage i guess it confirms the suspision that every sunday there is a delibrate attempt to push at least a string of derogatory ordnances that redicules christianity.



The agenda is to push christianity mixed secularism so much that you wouldnt tell the decency that ought to accompany a religious section no thanks to an open system that allows every d1ck and harry, atheists, demonic agents to do as they wish without the least permeable membrane to sieve miscrants



The forum cartels should also grant everyone equal access to the headslammers section, i do know atheists would want to comment and create memes on that section too

what is this one blabbling naw

I know of a guy that joined the ushers just to hammer girls. After making his mark, he goes to another church same cycle


You also didn't mention of those that will enter the church in midst of prayer and will start saying die die die

Lol. 19 got me ROTFLMAO

zlantanfan:
If this makes another frontpage i guess it confirms the suspision that every sunday there is a delibrate attempt to push at least a string of derogatory ordnances that redicules christianity.



The agenda is to push christianity mixed secularism so much that you wouldnt tell the decency that ought to accompany a religious section no thanks to an open system that allows every d1ck and harry, atheists, demonic agents to do as they wish without the least permeable membrane to sieve miscrants



The forum cartels should also grant everyone equal access to the headslammers section, i do know atheists would want to comment and create memes on that section too

You are very enlightened Sir. Just what I was thinking about.

Useless posts that have made Christianity very secular.

Can you imagine the nonsense that we are celebrating as normal in the Church.??

Neoteny:
There's only one kind of people you meet in churches:

Idiots.

No wonder you live a frustrated and a meaningless life. Your employers are in churches.......the people you are not fit to lace their shoes are in churches...

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zlantanfan:
If this makes another frontpage i guess it confirms the suspision that every sunday there is a delibrate attempt to push at least a string of derogatory ordnances that redicules christianity.



The agenda is to push christianity mixed secularism so much that you wouldnt tell the decency that ought to accompany a religious section no thanks to an open system that allows every d1ck and harry, atheists, demonic agents to do as they wish without the least permeable membrane to sieve miscrants



The forum cartels should also grant everyone equal access to the headslammers section, i do know atheists would want to comment and create memes on that section too

Nairaland have been know for hypocrite since time been, there is alot of sermon in Christian forum that can edify Christian brethren in Christian forum, you will never see it in front page.

And for seun and his co workers, Is this the true definition of atheism?
Hypocrite atheist.

ekestic1976:
Number 6 got me hands down! Reminds me of those days of youth when I would think about the best way to catch up with Bose after service. But her stern and suspicious mother always got wise to my intentions. The Daddy appeared unconcerned, but it was later during our Engagement ceremony that he confessed to being amused at my futile efforts. My God, Bose was beautiful then; she's even more beautiful now.

yes...y won't u be laughing now that uve completed ur mission.... dats wht some come to the church to do..
fvck themselves and legalise it there too...fvck outta here with ur corny love story biiiaaacchh

Printerscanner:


You just called Muslims a name that even your grandfather will not on a thread that does not concern Muslims. Can you now see that you are already unfortunate in this life and in life after death? Can you now see that you are already bringing generational curses to your unborn generation? The way you are going, you will slump and die of hypertension over ISLAMOPHOBIA.

You are here on Christian trend quoting people freely even abusing people meanwhile no one dare that one your cult section without a ban.

I Guess you are Dieing of Christianphobia. Lol

That 19 na killer

zlantanfan:
If this makes another frontpage i guess it confirms the suspision that every sunday there is a delibrate attempt to push at least a string of derogatory ordnances that redicules christianity.



The agenda is to push christianity mixed secularism so much that you wouldnt tell the decency that ought to accompany a religious section no thanks to an open system that allows every d1ck and harry, atheists, demonic agents to do as they wish without the least permeable membrane to sieve miscrants



The forum cartels should also grant everyone equal access to the headslammers section, i do know atheists would want to comment and create memes on that section too

oga make ur point SHORT n simple.....

CAPSLOCKED:

YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE REST OF US

ALWAYS SITTING AT THE BACK, UNINTERESTED, DISAPPOINTED, AND HARDLY PARTICIPATING IN ANYTHING BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW THAT CHURCH "BUSINESS" IS A SCAM WITH NO BENEFITS FOR THE COMMON MAN, AND EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF THE PASTORS MOUTH IS FALSE NEWS.

WE ONLY ATTEND SERVICE TO IMPRESS OUR FAMILIES AND LOVERS.

I can relate

No.7 (today lawd forgive me)
No.24 (I don't attend church that is near my house cause sometimes they don't know the meaning of "I need some alone time" 'I need to think"...what u will be hearing is broda share ur problem with the church..abeg u people should get out jare..!!

The ones that came to show off what they wear

God's house of refuge