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Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Adewunmibaba(m): 7:03am On Jun 01, 2018
Wisebisho:

That Nigerian must be your family member.. Check well.

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Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by no1madman(m): 7:04am On Jun 01, 2018
Buhari brother from another mama . .
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by MLK22555: 7:15am On Jun 01, 2018
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Kingpee2:
I’m sure there’s a Nigerian among them,I smell something fishy ...
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by MazuguZugudu1(m): 7:31am On Jun 01, 2018
Who has the number Chief Femi Falana (SAN)?

This is injustice!

The poor cow was clearly not aware of the new amendment to the EUROPEAN UNION'S constitution as it affects border crossing.

For crying out loud, she didn't even know that her international passport was no longer valid at the time she crossed the border to see the baby daddy.

If at all she violated any immigration law (which is denied), it was not intentional and the immigration officials should have turned her back at the border crossing!

The execution must be stayed. The matter has now become one of URGENT national security in Nigeria as it is capable of provoking Miyetti Allah cattle Breeder's Association to take retaliatory action for the murder of the cow.

Let's save Nigeria, let's save Pemba the pregnant cow!
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Nobody: 7:31am On Jun 01, 2018
BabaRamota1980:
The cow went in search of her baby daddy to tell him babies are due soon. grin grin

Now on serious note, can they not get her a pardon and stay of execution from the governor, considering her calves will need their mother for sustenance and survival? Baring that she should be deported out of EU back to her surrogate home in Serbia.

She is going to need a public defendant.

Europeans and logic... grin grin
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Logic no go kill you grin grin
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Putin1(m): 7:45am On Jun 01, 2018
Oyibo people sometimes can be very funny.
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Amuluonyenaego: 8:07am On Jun 01, 2018
RIP TO THE INNOCENT COW.
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by donqx: 8:42am On Jun 01, 2018
hmmmm
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by macjurek(m): 8:57am On Jun 01, 2018
Animal Right groups Worldwide,over to you people appeal to prevent the death of innocent pregnant cow.

Do they expect the cow to process it travels documents or file for asylum.

European, thinking now like Africans.
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Nokio1: 10:00am On Jun 01, 2018
all dis ye ye fulani militia make dem leave Benue fight for their serbian cows...
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by bejeria101(m): 10:22am On Jun 01, 2018
This is plain dumb!
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Niyi74(m): 10:31am On Jun 01, 2018
JORDAN202:
OK

NIGERIAN SANS SHOULD IMMEDIATELY HEAD OVER THERE TO USE THEIR WAYO -WAYO-SKILLS OF DEFENDING OUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS TO ASK FOR ADJOURNMENT FOR THE COW.


BY THE TIME THE COURT WILL TAKE ITS FINAL DECISION FOLLOWING ALL THE ADJOURNMENTS OUR THIEF-THIEF-SANS WOULD HAVE SECURED FOR THE COW OVER A 20YRS PERIOD, NOBODY WILL EVEN REMEMBER THE CRIME THE COW COMMITTED, JUST LIKE IT HAPPENS HERE IN NIGERIA.

THE GOOD NEWS FOR OUR YEYE-SANS IS THAT THEY WILL BE PAID IN EUROS .................!!!!!!

Yeah... grin

Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by RikkoAaron(m): 10:52am On Jun 01, 2018
Cow wey no know heen left and right
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by tunjilomo(m): 11:46am On Jun 01, 2018
I would have laughed my ass out,if the situation hadn't been crazy,I mean some human beings just act maliciously sometimes.
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Tijay90(m): 12:14pm On Jun 01, 2018
While I think it's funny, this goes to show how twisted humans are.
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by theoldpretender(m): 12:19pm On Jun 01, 2018
tiwiex:

They are. The primary reason for this might be two. One prevention of diseases/ cross breeding and prevention of open grazing probably. Even though the cow was health, the Law is probably clear on the action and there was no requirement to check the health.

I think the law targets humans and not cows. It prevents them from being careless in their duty.

For those saying Oyinbo wicked, it shows how serious they are with every entity. They even address cattle management in an act or law. Everything is serious and important. This is why Nigeria cannot work as we operate now. We don't even know who the herders are. The land is just free for all. They don't even pay tax.

1000 likes for this response that ACTUALLY gives a sensible explanation to the OP's article.
Re: Pregnant Cow Sentenced To Death Over Illegal Border Crossing by Iceberg3: 1:45pm On Jun 01, 2018
That malu is a conehead malu otherwise why would a non conehead malu leave an EU territory and enter a non EU territory? It's like leaving Canada for shi!!thole kwantiri..

Therefore,that cow � is as dumb as all coneheads....
grin grin

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