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My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by dgagar(m): 7:15am On Jun 01, 2018
*My dear Wife....The Fifa World Cup is close by.

Let me give u a few rules that will preserve the peace ✌️



0. No African Magic Stations at all
1. The remote control belongs to
me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv
birth or wed or die or wateva
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.
3. You support the teams that i
support.
4. No talking during the
game,wait for half-time or end of
the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Telemundo
provided actors and actresses Are
wearing soccer jerseys and they
are in Russia
7. U dont just pass infront of the
tv if am watching soccer, u better
crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this Chelsea
versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when
my team is losing.

thanks for your understanding
Good Woman!

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by pyyxxaro: 7:18am On Jun 01, 2018
You have done well



I don't need to tell my madame all these


She knows the rule




Nobody goes against grin

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by frbona: 7:36am On Jun 01, 2018
Please give this guy a Ballon D'or grin grin grin

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by whitebeard(m): 7:47am On Jun 01, 2018
Psycho. ! undecided
Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by bujebudanu1(m): 7:48am On Jun 01, 2018
No8 is epic grin
Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by Iamdmentor1(m): 7:56am On Jun 01, 2018
I just hope NEPA won't misbehave cry

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by Nobody: 7:57am On Jun 01, 2018
Brosssss, You bad o grin

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by frbona: 7:58am On Jun 01, 2018
Iamdmentor1:
I just hope NEPA won't misbehave cry
be there hoping on Nepa
No go buy petrol

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by Iyabetajos(f): 8:21am On Jun 01, 2018
Na so!!! I received mine yesterday so intact I ain't coming home in June sef

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Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by frbona: 11:12am On Jun 01, 2018
By the way, Mr Op
What is Ronaldo's image doing here?
He's not going to light up this particular world cup (as always)
Replace his photo with James rodriguez or Thomas muller and stop raising our hopes
Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by laydoh(m): 11:20am On Jun 01, 2018
Iyabetajos:
Na so!!! I received mine yesterday so intact I ain't coming home in June sef
lol,u funny die.na so e worst reach?thank God we neva mari oo.
Re: My Fifa World Cup Rules For My Wife by Iyabetajos(f): 11:40pm On Jun 01, 2018
laydoh:
lol,u funny die.na so e worst reach?thank God we neva mari oo.


my dear, am buying TV if I have to go home joor


as regards rule8,i once asked what team is playing and he said its plateau against Yoruba meanwhile it was Chelsea n man u

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