You are so hilarious. Walahi i will vote for you if and when you indicate interest in running for president

NwaAmaikpe:



I'd be ripe for the post of Presidency in 2023.
Keep your fingers crossed and get your PVCs ready.
All I want to do as President is to bring to reality the fantasies of all Nigerians.
That's my one-point agenda.

We couldn't get a Nairalander to represent us either at the Big Brother house or at the World cup.
But I will represent all of you at the 2023 Presidential elections.

Let's give Nigeria for once; a President who won't be afraid to accept blames,
A President with iron balls to wreck the evil cabal,
A President who will be up-to-date with the latest dance moves.
A President whose cuteness will bring back all professionals in diaspora.
A President who won't be too busy to dialogue with Nigerians on this forum.
A President whose only orgasm will cum from putting Nigeria amongst the world's greats.

It's with all sense of humility and respect to Nairaland that I unveil my future ambition to you all first.
NwaAmaikpe will be needing your votes to become Nigeria's President in 2023.

This isn't about Mama Ramotu or Sister Sikira, neither is it about my phobia for Ewedu soup and Fura Dununu,
It's about the redemption of our country's already-bleak future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6eI8G8mKs

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