FROM: HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS/FIANCÉS

TO: WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS/FIANCÉES

SUBJECT: FIFA 2010 WORLD CUP RULES

DATE: 28-05-2010


The FIFA 2010 World Cup will hold between Friday June 11, 2010 and Sunday
July 11, 2010 in South Africa.

During this time, the following rules will apply at home:

Please Endeavour to read the sports section of all your favorite
newspapers so that you are adequately aware of the goings on
regarding the World Cup. This will enable us have fruitful
conversations during the period and prevent any complaints of
inadequate attention noting that conversations will be mainly about
the “mundial”

During the World Cup, the TV becomes ours – every time we are home.
Please act as if the African Magic Channels does not exist during
this period.

Please avoid passing in front of the TV during games.

When matches are on, we may be blind, deaf and mute unless we require
a refill of our drink or need something to chop!

Please, please and please, if you see us upset during or after any
match DO NOT say “it’s only a game” because it is not. It is more
than a game!

Feel free to sit with us to watch the games but reserve all
discussions for half time and only when the advertisements /
commercials are on.

Please note that action replays are as important as the main thing!

Finally please advise your friends and in fact our families NOT to
arrange any gatherings that require our attendance as WE WILL NOT GO
O!!!!!!

Thank you our darlings for your cooperation and understanding.

You know we love you and we know you love us too!

Your one and only sweetheart - It is a
goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you

One more - Please do not walk naked or half naked in front of the TV while ANY game is on for you may end up catching cold.

no one is expected to laff

just the rule of the season

Good one, but what about the kids?

Spyker:

Good one, but what about the kids?

none of them should ask for school fees hence