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Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 12:54pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
you know the deal |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 1:20pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
iv got this in my pocket like a mobile device all it really takes is mad beat a mick in my hands |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
lario: look at this man coming her on Nairaland talking bout a battle with a mic in his hand new zealand, iceland or all the way to England i put nigg*as like you to sleep even in the motherland this is not a place for you, stay behind your broadband go get yourself a job, i dont know. . . . . . farmhand when you get some money have a trip to Dysneyland or sit your a$$ down and go join a boyzband |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by chamotex(m): 6:14pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
^^^^MrBrownJay spitting bars? Never seen you on this section |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
^^^^^LOL you dont know who you dealing with here!!!!! i have many skills safely hidden under my coat! |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 6:37pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
you seemed more concerned with this LAND - ISH im CONVINCED; your a vagabond with a death WISH this is the MOTHER LAND city of DREAMS, i run this S*IT this poor retard been VICTIMIZE and that why he can never be RECOGNIZED so he lets it off through nursery school RHYMES HUMPY DUMPY sat on my THRONE HUMPY DUMTY got his head BLOWN but i can't rap like THAT, im above THAT i just took out the TRASH |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 7:34pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
hey mr brown jay u forgot to mention Poland, Finland Scotland, Switzerland, Ireland and the rest or maybe your not just knowledgeable enough |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
^^^^^ come on, rhymes are about the right delivery not mentionning all the countries that end with AND. . . . . . ROTFLMAO!!! ok here is your reply, son: you calling me a vagabond and say i have a death WISH child. . . . .come over, bend over and let me unlEASH- you with this devilISH, this lavISH, this oh so stylISH- rhymes that comes at you and killing you like a crawfISH you even sound SwedISH, nah nah i think you PolISH abeg, go smoke some hashISH and let yourself vanISH this discussion is finISH'd, no,no you've been abolISH'd its enough for today the poor Laro has been PUNISH'd |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 8:15pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
child. . . . .come over, bend over and let me unlEASH- you with this devilISH, this lavISH, this oh so stylISH- MRBROWNJAY, that sounds so so Gay-ish more like you was strafing your younger brother while dropping your verse me sound sound swedish u sound like retarded B***H this pure freestyle not mr brown jay's style i pull strings like a puppeteer slay niegros like the a musketeers word i flip stay sharp even after the beer now im certain this fool needs medical help i thought he was coming like a stealth but he was only cumin at my words ur not in my league get of my blog |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
^^^^^^i was kicking your A$$ while you bend over, read thru the line!!!!! LOL!!!! |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 8:23pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
no you were dreaming of kicking mi arse while i bend over a man has three legs. i kick my girl like you want to kick me gay, get off my page |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
man you aint got the skills, so i will bowdown because i make you look weak. bring me someone that got skills . . . . . . . NEXT!!!!! pulling strings like a pupeteer, i think i saw you shed a tEAR calling yourself a musketeer, you just a negro on welfARE you definitely need a beer, now roll along on you wheelchAIR you better go and get a pAIR- of balls to settle this affAIR you talked about medical help, yeah yeah after the blow i dEALT- you. . . . i am coming like a stealth, dont be afraid,its just like dEATH you and your funny silly rhymes,but you aint nothing but a dIME there's gonna be another crime, and you the victime now this tIME |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 9:19pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
oh,lario is here too/ i finished dat nigga,and d other guy chopped part two/ i see MJbrowmJAY too,rappin lik he has no clue/ about rap,am here to paint dis page black-blue/ like mourinho i am d special man/ am so hot my punchlines are sun tanned/ in antartica am so banned/ spend cash,find it in my rubber band/ at d end ya'll be beggin' me for merci lik am pep guirdiola/ spend all kind of money,so cheers to d dollar/ i run tracks,bob sinclair/ i might be to advanced but i seem clear/ you guy's flo's older that ric flair/hip hop is dead now lemme repair/ soon you'll clean tears/ chop anything i see like sniffed cocaine bears/ am d one R n B shuld fear/ no despair/succckaaaz!!! LOL |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
^^^^^^^^^ you said you finished Laro, who chopped part tWO i killed that kid he's just a mugU makajibz makajibz let me call you doodoo you aint worth sh*it like dem yahoo yahoo you talk about painting this page black and blUE i'm gonna chEW--------YOU just like a dish of rice and stEW done on a barbeQUE. . . . .while i listen to jujU or is it zulU-----music, you 'll have no option but to sUE and when you aint got no valUE/ i'll just tell you to screw yOU you banned in antartica/ thats even worst than AlaskA you talk about being a gangstA/ but you just a common slappER that i am gonna have for dinnER/ and spit you like my salivA some wannabe rockafellA/ you. . . him oh what a dilemmA you sound like my baby mamA/ just with an accent from naijA bartendER/ give dem a vodkA/ oh maybe just a glass of sodA/ these young cats aint got the dollAR/ see dem looking like lady GagA |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by darequam(m): 2:56am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Haaa!!! You gat to be kidding me, is dis like a comedy battle ground, You guys r not living up to what's expected of u, Goodwork Makajibz for ligthening it up a bit with some ill lines |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 2:52pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
, *Iight here goes my 1st entry*, Proportions for portors. Law and order. Niggas, suspect that im the suspect who suspects to burst the tech, Nuff said. Money flippa ganja rolla, *Juicygirl* very own, im Jamaican bread. Listen lario , i'll hit you up proper, and make sure the blood soaks your head. Hit you from the chest up, expose your head. Niggas need the stitches, doctors at the phramacy saying "I need more thread. Ya niggas cant stop me from flowing even if you were a levey. Talk ****, catch nots the same color as a blueberry. Drip dripping the same color as a cherry. You can get it, even if you fat, black, gangsta, or preppy so test me. I'm doing what im suppose ././ OH././, |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
^^^^^^^^^ [b]this is my C gAME, i am not ashAME, this aint no fAME, MRBrownJay on Nairaland but dont forget the nicknAME. niggaz here think they have the ultimate rhYMES i am getting warmed up, cover yourself i am the swINE- flu/ ya mama told you to put a jacket when its cOLD its freezing out here, i'll knock you out i get the gOLD yeah you're suspECT, no intellECT, you fail for the bAIT so let me injECT you with my sp*erm, i want respECT muslim christIAN its not even the questION, if you battle with me today you'll end in crucifixION. you think you are the top mc the kingpIN the next DagrIN but you aint no match for me, you singING you're my pikIN. gals like you i see a lot, you aint got skILLZ you just another Bi*tch, with a microphone wearing high hEELS you struggling with your mixtAPE, concentrATE. . . baby wAIT! nairaland is a forum, dont be fooled they're all fAKE. if don Jazzy didnt call yOU, then thats a clUE you better go and get a job, stand in line here's the quEUE. writing these punchline is something so easy for mE just like a newborn attracted to ti*tty naturallY. this is my playground, my play pit, my playstation kIT FIFA two thousand and ten i'm Brazil you're EgYPT. i've got to take this thread ovER, organize a bettER structURE its full of amatEUR, vultURE,pretendER. can i get A- AMEN/ or lets have real mEN to reclAIM this terrAIN and regAIN the beauty that make this art so insANE. so let me sIT for a minUTE so you can quIT or just admIT that you're not fIT and better submIT. you're nitwIT, a counterfEIT![/b] |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 4:42pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
hahaha doctors dont work at pharmacies, dummie/ i had to go naked cos my closet's full of money/ i knw yu cnt help dat i gat mo carats than a bunny/ funny tony tetuila kind of rap,so out-dated/ dnt need calendar,cos of d numba of girls i've dated/ belive it or nt me and 2pac arent related/ but i gat three of him on my belly,and a few i procreated/ juicy girl is back,but juice hasnt been scarce/ cos i've been trading juicy lines lik am cheif of commerce/ i throw d punchlines then it comes back lik boomerang/ i pro-create it,then it hits you like kun-fu frm pyonyang/ spit ill lines, call me SS/ then i dodge your hits, dodge SS/ am in form wit dat systematic spit, SS/ haha but you keep spitting shit!!! SS/ beat that succcckkkkas!!! |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 8:54pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
non of you players are on the same level to draw swords with me your are kids compared to me your so elementary break you like rocks cuz your sedimentary like multiple orgies i f**k*all of y'all like coats leave you hanging on the wall mr brown telling your boy bout having many skills like wanting to give my back side a little drill talking bout killing, yall cant kill a fly i was born to ride yall was born to die suicidal thought felling like big poppa i bring war make heart beat raise a little faster pay you your last right like a freaking pastor and i dint rap with word like mugu or poo you ignoramuses can learn a thing or two money i make put my girls in jimmy choos |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 10:46pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
Makafan junior (specials) lol Jimmy choos? Your girl’s so heavy she needs to gym her shoes/ Who cant kill? I’ll be on target when I gun you down forget the blues/ My flo make you surprised, pika booo/ Now where’s your sister’s room lemme surprise her too/ The girls never leave me like I am full of glue/ You’ll be dieing , I’ll be in my house watching Samantha who?/ My flo make you more sur-priced than sales/ 11 out of ten,yeah I gat mo giggs than wales/ I know you’ll die soon,I wish you happy ending ….fairytales/ Rich boy,gat more paper than mails/ My rap gat more flow than the water a ship sails/ While your rap’s cheaper than sales/ Yeah/ Broke boys wanna break me, nope boy/ Dope boy,boy I am safer than an envoy/ When I rap people are happy they jump for joy / I am heavy metal you more fake than alloy/ Beat that boy!!! |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 12:06am On Jun 08, 2010 |
An ignorant monkey wearing rags with too much to say Saying that "doctors dont work at pharmacies" Not even making sense when your rap flow's pathetic As fro me I always bring something new to the table All yalls is immature,short lived, and too stable As for me my life comes in 66 parts like the Bible The Hip-Hop Prince$$ is back So show some respect Juicygirl comes to Rap Attack I'm one and only so u can get back I'm a rapper from a new generation I don't need an invitation 2 come into your dream U know what I mean As u can see Everybody's talkin' 'bout me They say that I'm so good U don't believe?come 2 my hood Get your sunglasses 'cause Juicygirl shines Get your umbrella- there's gonna be a storm of rhymes My fans say that I'm so great My rhymes go faster than my Escalade Don't need nothin' else, just give me a beat Let my rhymes take u, feel the heat Now it's time 2 go 2night I've got a show I'm gonna perform 4 my fans 'cause I love 'em and that's what makes sense |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 10:44am On Jun 08, 2010 |
u asked me to BEAT THAT this fool just had to ASK I'm gonna BEAT you like dry cleaners beat RUGS BEAT you like your high school bully DOES and like i said on the other PAGE your thinking goes in REVERSE with your AGE funny how an adolescent rhymes like a CHILD what even funnier is with that VERSE he's so PROUD maka and brown bring a DUEL where i DWELL soniq and juicy mixed y'all like juice and gin, what THE HELL now we can CONVERSE as they both can DUET with the POET now we can hang in the booth sip off WEAKLINGS like MOET if my GYMS her foot it would be to KICK you WEAKLINGS you fools disgust me like shading DEALINGS even the girls get irritated like y'all were DANDRUFF but i understand, its normal for children to play ROUGH i expose and lay y'all out on the STREET like COAL TAR like the POPE i give HOPE and don't TOLERATE any NONSENCE if AT THIS RATE you can make any SENSE in one SENTENCE then ill trow you a BEAT, if not ill KICK against y'all like MALARIA BEAT on y'all like the rain BEATS the EARTH you losers don't belong here, you belong in the DIRTH |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 12:22pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
for the record maka said he killed me let the flows be read loudspeeka's post Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person for your viewing pleasure iv uploaded the link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-441464.0.html |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 12:30pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
maka ran from that battle to run his mouth in here tell darequam i only went easy cuss brown's a novice this is still my HABITAT im not having any of THAT |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by loomy(m): 5:50pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
im da numba 1 rhyma,jst fl dis. i use 2 b a rapper,bt im nt dis tym, cos ryt now all i wana do is rhyme, i wana show u wt 2 do wit d punchlyn, i wanna let u kno u aint got floz lyk myn, cos i flo so fyn,yes im nt lyin, and u cant b lyk me,u'l jst kp tryin. many're wastin deir tym, doin nickel& dime, dey drop floz lyk a kid's,so sour lyk lime. |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by darequam(m): 10:59am On Jun 11, 2010 |
@lario, And av seen u r more than what u first exhibited, I'm lovin thi thread I love this game, |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 12:01am On Jun 12, 2010 |
MAKA Its maka like muslims/ Ya’ll follow-follow like naija blue films/ Lario,Mjbrown,juicygirl,loomy…you all should make a film/ I’ll name it “EPITOMY OF WACKNESS” cos datz wat it seems/ I dnt hav to show raw talent, but I must/ I’m smoothing out dis game ya’ll sawdust/ My head’s swollen wit punchlines , it will soon bust/ uhhhh I hope yu get d fukkin picture/ If u dnt like Kodak, imma paint yu a portrait,imma make sure/ Dat yu cant stop me…cos am d future/ And yu just go back and forth like a fukkin suture/ Com niggaz,I gat mo beef than a butcher/ Uhhh I’m going straight up non-stop like a rocket/ Ganna rain it out my pocket/and make you bring out ur bucket/ to catchey Niggaz staring at me, eyes almost out their sockets/ Cos dem yellow and blue diamond make me look like Denver nuggets/ And if u gat beef please make it chicken nuggets/ Or forget! / FEEL FREE TO USE MY LYRICS FOR ANY UN-PROFITABLE REASON, WHILE OFFER STILL LAST….REMEMBER, makafan always has ur best interest at heart!!! |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 2:57pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
lets analyse this he finaly gets to spit with sense even though his first line is dump but cant hold on to line of reasoning for to long so he interludes with uhhhn or was it that he was wanking off he try but why would i want to use your flows exept to prove gravity of your foolery |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 6:35pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
lario:thank God you have said d truth,the devil's ashamed now, and my first line was a punchline, macca (the holy city) duh RESPECT!!! |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 7:17pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
he's so glad i praised him! when kids do a little good they should be told so they can do better and u first line is not a punchline its senseless (the Holy city) this is a punchline if you bring war into my district/ you leave as homicide statistics/ say a prayer as u take a dip with the fishes/ my dogs stay vicious,/ theses cats so ridiculous/ i slap so many time they call me doctor octopus/ i don't stress out with civilians/ but when i flow they call me a super vilian/ even you called me the devil/ my tactics is quite simple/ like a chemotherapist i massage these girls by their niples/ work my way till they scream for help/ next their and their friends try to tie me in their web/ lol just for your edu-tain-tion |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by loomy(m): 12:07pm On Jun 14, 2010 |
@makajibz maka dnt try me cos u cnt fly me. if u cnt fly me,dnt com nigh me. bt if u insist dt u wanna den giv a fonecall 2 ur mourner. cos im gona tia u,boi i dnt fia u. nw i kno d reason y d nigas go nia u. it's cos u rap bulshit,ur floz is ful of shit. im d numba one rhyma,niga dts it. |
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 1:33pm On Jun 14, 2010 |
Because you praised me doesn’t mean I’ll return the favor here’s what I have to say… MAKA Makafan is always there like air/ Maybe me & you should come pair,but you cant compare/ Listen to my words, all you do is stop & stare/ Lifestyle judicial so I judge-e-you like Armani/ You rap is so 2001 like agbani/ Keep askin how far were me like gani/ lol Uhhn Punchlines gushing out my mouth like oil spill/ Even the government cant stop me I guess its God’s will/ No halfs,gat mo wholes than a hand-drill/ Is that real/ nigga dis is how real feels/ Nigga… I am realer than rilwan/ Fuckkk jet li cos am THE ONE/ I don’t promote two faces like keke & D1/ Looomy,If dis world’s for rappers u’ll be an alien/ 1989, you’ll be a star if you were a rapper then/ now dnt get your hopes up,there’s no time machine/ your nt my lover like billy jean/ LOOMY SOIL… NO PLANTS…suckkkaaa!! |
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