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Half Time ! by mohawkchic(op): 9:19pm On Mar 25, 2007
A bloke is in bed with his wife, he farts and shouts "one nil" she lets rip and shouts "1 all" at "2-all"  he farts again,but this time,the fart follows through and he  poo's on the bed!! his astonished wife asked "what the hell was that  shocked huh" he says "half time, swap sides"  grin grin grin

Lmao  grin grin grin
Re: Half Time ! by fatliar(m): 9:43pm On Mar 25, 2007
hahahahhahaah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin angry angry angry sad sad sad huh
Re: Half Time ! by odada(m): 9:56pm On Mar 25, 2007
huh huh huh huh huh doh?
Re: Half Time ! by mohawkchic(op): 10:26pm On Mar 25, 2007
Dont take a genius to figure out the humour  lipsrsealed
Re: Half Time ! by ibrahim007: 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2007
dats too dry sister,you got to learn more,,
Re: Half Time ! by mohawkchic(op): 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2007
ibrahim007:
that is too dry sister,you got to learn more,,
Lmao  grin now that's ^^^  funny~i guess the joke's on u ! Err nvr did say i was a comedian bro,besides like i said it don't take a genius to figure out the humour,jeez y do peeps take things so so dam personal,i didnt post it to satisfy one man's humour,oookay u read a joke u don't particularly find funny,move on,its not a big deal tongue >> don't blame me for your lack of humour  on this joke grin it goes to show everyone got a different level of acceptin humour >>bear that in mind ! wink
Re: Half Time ! by ibrahim007: 1:56pm On Mar 27, 2007
Hey sis,you complicating things for urself,it took it to be a misconception,nwayz i want an aquintance cos i like the way you express urself my num is 08075773779 my mail addy is succulentplayboy at yahoo.com.slaw,
Re: Half Time ! by mohawkchic(op): 7:12pm On Mar 27, 2007
@ ibrahim007 ,Thanks buddy cheesy where u at? R u really a succulentplayboy shocked ? lol, take care for now
Re: Half Time ! by ibrahim007: 1:23pm On Mar 28, 2007
I'm in Naija,wat bout you?,if you wanna kno if i'm a succulentplayboy you can confirm it urself haven experienced it is better than haven heard it.lol.
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