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If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by kulex2k1(m): 10:09pm On Sep 22, 2007
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time. You have to answer all of them immediately.


Let's find out just how clever you really are,   



   





Ready? GO!!!


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second

person. What position are you in?

   




 

   

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are, ?

   




 

   

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

   




 

   

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it,  Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?




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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right,
, Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the  name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:



You may have seen this one before let¢s be sure.

   


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

   


Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

   


 

   

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He just has to open his mouth and ask,
It's really very simple,  Like you!
Re: If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by Migines(m): 11:45pm On Sep 22, 2007
2.Unfortunately u can overtake d last person.
It is called OVERLAP=> if u're in ist position(or wateva) wit a rily gud gap u can still come round nd overtake d last person.
Condition:provided u are racing in circle(but u dint specify)

3. If u check it urself wit a calculator using brackets where appropriate u'll get d correct answer.
Re: If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by kenshin(m): 5:35pm On Sep 23, 2007
*laughing till ribs crack *
Re: If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by soulonfire(f): 7:41am On Sep 24, 2007
@kulex2k1 i luved the puzzle cld u pls post more, min wyl hrs a game for those wu luv puzzles, i hop developers in the hows can work with seun to enable us play games -probably the lyt1s wich ar only html+flash contents- real time!!
pEaCe

Re: If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Sep 24, 2007
soulonfire:

@kulex2k1 i luved the puzzle cld u please post more, min wyl hrs a game for those wu love puzzles, i hop developers in the hows can work with seun to enable us play games -probably the lyt1s wich ar only html+flash contents- real time!!
pEaCe

burining up boy make it hot like ur soulisonfireeeeeeee burning up i like the way u danx to my desire grin grin grin grin grin

soulonfire now tell me is ur soulafire for the lord or its afire in HEELLLLL
Re: If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by kenshin(m): 1:54pm On Sep 24, 2007
clemcykul:

soulonfire now tell me is your soulafire for the lord or its afire in HEELLLLL

hmmm, I hope nobody gets immolated today grin grin
Re: If U Think Ur Real Smart! Try This Out: by djimkat: 8:35pm On Sep 30, 2007
@ kulex2k1
Nice puzzles,
got 4 outa 5, what am i?? cheesy cheesy

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