A man went to buy coffin for the burial of his dead mother, on buying the casket, he boarded a pickup van that is going to take him down to the village where the burial was going to be done that morning. when he got on the road, he noticed that there was a hold up which was caused by the police men on the checking point. when they got close to the police checking point, the man with the coffin couldn't wait because they are waiting for him in the village to get back so as to start going to the mortuary. he now told the driver that he should watch that the road was going to clear right away. he got off the van with the coffin on his head and went towards the police check point. on getting there the police asked him where he was going to with the coffin? he said that he doesn't like the place he was buried before so he is going somewhere better. at this saying, the police men ran into the bush for their dear lives. and the road cleared. 

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A man went to buy coffin for the burial of his dead mother, on buying the casket, he boarded a pickup van that is going to take him down to the village where the burial was going to be done that morning. when he got on the road, he noticed that there was a hold up which was caused by the police men on the checking point. when they got close to the police checking point, the man with the coffin couldn't wait because they are waiting for him in the village to get back so as to start going to the mortuary. he now told the driver that he should watch that the road was going to clear right away. he got off the van with the coffin on his head and went towards the police check point. on getting there the police asked him where he was going to with the coffin? he said that he doesn't like the place he was buried before so he is going somewhere better. at this saying, the police men ran into the bush for their dear lives. and the road cleared.

Love this!!

Nice 1 @Poster

i just love this one. now this what i mean by what a man can do a woman can do even beta. not do "rib cracking jokes" d guys have bin postin.

Make i laugh?

yes

Ok, But dis kind joke no fit make me laugh

'cos your sense of humour is 1/10 

anyways, na which kind joke fit make u laff sef??

I still dey search for the joke.

When are u dropping yours?

after you 

I hiss on u in every dialect of nigeria.
Sense of humour to poor. Mtchew

hmmmm - so u be linguist now eh?

anyways, na u never sabi appreciate better joke, not ur fault say humour no dey ur body

Liar!
I no need to fumble cuz i no be mugu.
When time reach we go know truely who be who.

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeen o!

Why u come dey shout?

I cannot fit shout

I dey wait 4 u 2 drop ur own stale better joke na

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U well so?

how many are they, ur killin' me

Gay gay gay thats what u are.

gay
   /geɪ/ Show Spelled [gey] Show IPA adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb
–adjective
1.
having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2.
bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3.
given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4.
licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.



yes I am Gay

I thought as much.
gay!

there were five of them lol

And u top the list

studiooooooooooooooo

Tehehe na my name dey shark u like dis?

How u dey?

LMAO @post

Who carry u cu.m here

^^o.y.o

U miss yo period?

my frd sharrap there,what planet are u 4rm?

Stud - you stale this night

na only pessin period full your mouth for all your posts for the threads

wetin - abi you don give ur girlfriend belle?? - you concience dey prick you?