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How To Package Your Career. by Toks2008(m): 12:44pm On Jul 17, 2018
To Package yourself is not a crime...Not when other people are blowing big grammar in the name of their occupations, you'll be starring at them!

I've made it easy for you, scroll down and find out where you fall in.

Memorize and in-fact cram it well. When next you re with people and they hear your job, they'll be wondering what foreign university you graduated from!

The list below:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive Officer (GNMEO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) ....!!!


Don't be ashamed of the work you are doing. Just package yourself���

Source: Wattsup viral joke.

Make we laugh small.

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
Yu
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Kneephy(m): 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
Very funny!

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by BE811APP: 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
Weldone to the guys above me that beat me to the first spot within seconds.. I hail una!!! undecided

Congratulations to my self for beating 4 other people in seconds too.. Lol!

How Lala go take share this money for boys now? sad

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by monaPhilz: 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
grin
Hilarious Asf

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Bossontop(m): 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
grin cheesy grin
Op abeg epp package ma life na

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by claseek(f): 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
Lmaoo..hilarious

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by tstx(m): 12:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
lol.... ROTF



SEE MY SIGNATURE
Re: How To Package Your Career. by ajahinnousa(m): 1:00pm On Jul 17, 2018
Nice one
Re: How To Package Your Career. by valx2: 1:01pm On Jul 17, 2018
make i kuku add my own...... corn roaster : monocotyledon cremator grin

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Yuneehk(f): 1:01pm On Jul 17, 2018
Chief Culture Fabrication Specialist.

Chief Tailor cool
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 17, 2018
Skull miners nko

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Bossontop(m): 1:02pm On Jul 17, 2018
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Unemployed: town surveyor (TS)
After shoe for don chop finish

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by OgogoroFreak(m): 1:10pm On Jul 17, 2018
Barber dey remove cells? shocked

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Akabuking: 1:11pm On Jul 17, 2018
lazy youth nko?

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by ogwoliun: 1:11pm On Jul 17, 2018
Agbero bio?grin
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Arewa12: 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2018
Packaging eleyi gidi gan ni
Re: How To Package Your Career. by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2018
This post na craze. If dem no give you name better give yourself a name and na so dem go dey call you.

If vacancies exist for all this in a coy company,PHD holders wiĺl apply.
If you play Baba ijebu. Tell them that you are into football operations and logistics under the ministry of Sports

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by TellMeNothing: 1:15pm On Jul 17, 2018
The one for Cook...got me nodding
Re: How To Package Your Career. by RobbStark(m): 1:17pm On Jul 17, 2018
Hit like if you think this post by the OP makes sense and he deserve some bottles of the finest wine

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Dacronym(m): 1:18pm On Jul 17, 2018
AM, Town Surveyor and ATME at the Moment
Re: How To Package Your Career. by derrydinny: 1:19pm On Jul 17, 2018
jobless ipob yoot : Public disgrace and embarrassment specialist (pdes)
Re: How To Package Your Career. by els0nm0rali(m): 1:22pm On Jul 17, 2018
cheesy
Re: How To Package Your Career. by daviesblaze(m): 1:24pm On Jul 17, 2018
LOL Armed robber: anonymous obtaining specialist grin grin

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by els0nm0rali(m): 1:24pm On Jul 17, 2018
Bossontop:
grin cheesy grin
Op abeg epp package ma life na

Rubber Inflation and Gauging Specialist. undecided

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by pat077: 1:28pm On Jul 17, 2018
Funny grin
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Buffalowings3(m): 1:31pm On Jul 17, 2018
Bossontop:
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Unemployed: town surveyor (TS)
After shoe for don chop finish


You no well grin

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by OboOlora(f): 1:32pm On Jul 17, 2018
Nairaland moderator: Online regulatory n banning executive

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by winsh: 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2018
unauthorized exhuming officer
doctorkush:
Skull miners nko

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by spiritedtete: 1:59pm On Jul 17, 2018
I remember doing marketing for one media house those days... they call us "Marketing executive" i waka tire... awon wèrè lol. Got promoted to News and events dept though.

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by adeyinkapiggs: 2:11pm On Jul 17, 2018
Lala : Snake Frontpage Specialist (SFS)

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