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Re: How To Package Your Career. by eblazer(m): 2:15pm On Jul 17
Wheel barrow pushers nko : short distance loading and off loading Engineers SDLOE. : grin cheesy

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Brightgem(f): 2:18pm On Jul 17
Lolz! Funny people. Lai Mohammed Apprentice. PR specialists who know how to make lie look like truth.
Re: How To Package Your Career. by GreatManBee: 2:32pm On Jul 17
Toks2008:
To Package yourself is not a crime...Not when other people are blowing big grammar in the name of their occupations, you'll be starring at them!

I've made it easy for you, scroll down and find out where you fall in.

Memorize and in-fact cram it well. When next you re with people and they hear your job, they'll be wondering what foreign university you graduated from!

The list below:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive Officer (GNMEO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) ....!!!


Don't be ashamed of the work you are doing. Just package yourself���

Source: Wattsup viral joke.

Make we laugh small.
How about Caterer. Please help my ministry.
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Anfieldster(m): 2:36pm On Jul 17
So nice, so klin
Re: How To Package Your Career. by ikorodureporta: 3:16pm On Jul 17
cheesy Town Surveyor cheesy Which one go come be 'Online Surveyor' ??

Re: How To Package Your Career. by majekdom2: 3:21pm On Jul 17
DRY AF ...damn!
Re: How To Package Your Career. by kingayy: 3:26pm On Jul 17
What of an herder or a boko guy? shocked grin

Re: How To Package Your Career. by MrBigiman: 3:37pm On Jul 17
Quite impressive.
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Lordpeckxy(m): 3:38pm On Jul 17
I no fit laff ahbeg ooo
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Pickpocket: director of public funds transfer (dpft)



ashawo:contol manager of action consolidated services





bricklayer: structural engineers








kikikkikikiki.....i swear i rep dx post
Re: How To Package Your Career. by prospero5(m): 3:52pm On Jul 17
Toks2008:


...Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) ...


Make we laugh small.

i guess you mean couture at the bolded
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Toks2008(m): 4:14pm On Jul 17
prospero5:


i guess you mean couture at the bolded

I did not write it...it was copy and paste as the source suggested....nevertheless maybe culture is right cos cloths are sown to project the dress culture of a group or nationality.
Re: How To Package Your Career. by Toks2008(m): 4:15pm On Jul 17
ikorodureporta:
cheesy Town Surveyor cheesy Which one go come be 'Online Surveyor' ??

Trolls...

Re: How To Package Your Career. by prospero5(m): 4:44pm On Jul 17
Toks2008:


I did not write it...it was copy and paste as the source suggested....nevertheless maybe culture is right cos cloths are sown to project the dress culture of a group or nationality.

now i understand that you only copied it. please, couture is the right word to use.
cheers, bro!
Re: How To Package Your Career. by nazablossom(f): 4:45pm On Jul 17
I rep Associate Tutor . cheesy
Re: How To Package Your Career. by RiyadhGoddess(f): 5:02pm On Jul 17
House Upkeep Manager / Domestic Operations Specialist hehehehehe
Re: How To Package Your Career. by ikorodureporta: 5:51pm On Jul 17
Toks2008:

Trolls...
cheesy
Re: How To Package Your Career. by dazzlingd: 7:13pm On Jul 17
doctorkush:
Skull miners nko

may the gods rip off your balls... grin

Land developers nko
Re: How To Package Your Career. by ikorodureporta: 10:03pm On Jul 17
Toks2008:

Trolls...

yahoo yahoo for better
Re: How To Package Your Career. by nobisgod: 3:41pm On Jul 18
Hoeeloshoe nko?

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