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Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by antagonist: 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2018
So there I was, minding my business, feeding the neighbourhood chickens with some leftover tasty Jollof, watching the mother hen struggle for food with her chicks, and musing about the similarities with human interaction.

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Suddenly I heard a shout!

Catch am! Catch am! Go dat side!!

There was a lot of commotion, which seemed to be coming from a nearby abandoned automobile workshop.

So, naturally, I did what every bona fide Nigerian would do, and went to see what was being chased after.

I got there too late though. The reptile had already met its end at the hands of a particularly agile (certainly not lazy) youth.

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Who of course proceeded to insist it was for sale for 5000 Naira.

Subsequently all the excitement dissipated once it became obvious that he had no intentions of hosting a bush meat fiesta for his fellow amateur hunters.

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As for me, well, I returned to my chickens.

And more contemplation.

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Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by HungerBAD: 3:16pm On Jul 21, 2018
One day I will eat this Lizard.

And then Snake meat too. And will taste some Crocodile meat,and yes the black soup of the Esan people of Edo State and finally the Ikwere soup of the Akoko people of Ondo State.

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Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by thesicilian: 3:17pm On Jul 21, 2018
Our motto is kill first, ask questions later.


Imagine if Adam and Eve were Nigerians, they would have eaten the serpent instead of the forbidden fruit. And the world would be a better place today.

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Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by EmekaBlue(m): 3:20pm On Jul 21, 2018
Just one?! I killed a family last week

Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by Oluwasaeon(m): 3:20pm On Jul 21, 2018
Prepare for FP
Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by delugajackson: 3:29pm On Jul 21, 2018
A monitor lizard was on it's own, minding it's own business and some over-zealous sets of homosapiens decided the end of it's life. Is it not obvious that the pressure and suffering being sponsored by this evil administration is being felt by all, both humans and animals?

Why kill a harmless animal? It's a pity that in the coming years, our children will find it difficult to believe that such animals ever existed as a result of their extinction. In a sane society, these low-life scoundrels would be rotting behind bars for this barbarian act.

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Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by antagonist: 3:34pm On Jul 21, 2018
EmekaBlue:
Just one?! I killed a family last week

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Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by decatalyst(m): 3:35pm On Jul 21, 2018
This Op has a future in news media...especially, REPORTING grin

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Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by menix(m): 3:49pm On Jul 21, 2018
Nigerians killing Their ancestors since 1960...
Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by GOFRONT(m): 4:01pm On Jul 21, 2018
Wow... Food don land...Uncle Lala do somth
Re: Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighbourhood by Gravatar: 6:21pm On Jul 21, 2018
lala lala lala
Lalasticlala mynd44. promised land

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