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What Makes You An African! by lizzy(f): 10:33am On Mar 30, 2007 |
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the >wrapper. > >2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt. >3.More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in your home are illegal copies > >4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48) > >5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride, ) > >6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage when travelling by plane. > >7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a >product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximam quantity possible. (sugar,soap,rice,cooking fat etc etc during old good days) > >8. All children have annoying nicknames. > >9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home. > >10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!) > >11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years. > >12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially beepers). > > 13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight. > >14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide because the first month is free. (I know some people O!, ) > >15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc.) > >16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer. |
Re: What Makes You An African! by nickybayo(f): 8:06pm On Oct 30, 2009 |
I, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 11, 12, 13, 16 SO TRUE HAHAHAHAHA |
Re: What Makes You An African! by oloriooko(m): 10:41am On Nov 02, 2009 |
And who the hell are you? |
Re: What Makes You An African! by dimigwe: 5:21pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
And 5 out of 10 movies you rent is either marketed by by OSSY AFFASONS or GREAT MOVIES* |
Re: What Makes You An African! by Ben13: 5:26pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
>2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt. |
Re: What Makes You An African! by tammyswits(f): 7:26pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
True true true, lol! Proud to be black! |
Re: What Makes You An African! by Kunbee: 2:39am On Nov 03, 2009 |
tammyswits: Same here |
Re: What Makes You An African! by kodylicky(f): 8:33am On Nov 03, 2009 |
so so true |
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