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What Makes You An African! by lizzy(f): 10:33am On Mar 30, 2007
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you
can reuse the
>wrapper.
>
>2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or
aunt.
>3.More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in
your home are illegal copies
>
>4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you
never throw anything away, just in case you need it
someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby
walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)
>
>5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle
from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart,
African pride, )
>
>6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage
when travelling by plane.
>
>7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a
>product, then each member of the family will join
separate queues to purchase the maximam quantity
possible. (sugar,soap,rice,cooking fat etc etc during
old good days)
>
>8. All children have annoying nicknames.
>
>9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are
coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law,
two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home.
>
>10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks
at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt
shakers!)
>
>11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her
sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.
>
>12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate
at night (especially beepers).
>
> 13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you
at the airport or see you off even if it is a local
flight.
>
>14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide
because the first month is free. (I know some people
O!, )
>
>15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to
your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch
machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc.)
>
>16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes
and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they
would last longer.
Re: What Makes You An African! by nickybayo(f): 8:06pm On Oct 30, 2009
I, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 11, 12, 13, 16

SO TRUE
HAHAHAHAHA
Re: What Makes You An African! by oloriooko(m): 10:41am On Nov 02, 2009
And who the hell are you?
Re: What Makes You An African! by dimigwe: 5:21pm On Nov 02, 2009
And 5 out of 10 movies you rent is either marketed by by OSSY AFFASONS or GREAT MOVIES* wink
Re: What Makes You An African! by Ben13: 5:26pm On Nov 02, 2009
>2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or
aunt.

shocked
Re: What Makes You An African! by tammyswits(f): 7:26pm On Nov 02, 2009
True true true, lol! Proud to be black!
Re: What Makes You An African! by Kunbee: 2:39am On Nov 03, 2009
tammyswits:

True true true, lol! Proud to be black!

Same here wink
Re: What Makes You An African! by kodylicky(f): 8:33am On Nov 03, 2009
so so true cheesy cheesy

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