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Joke Galore: Teacher And Her Funny Kids by UniqueBaze(m): 1:34am On Aug 16, 2018 |
I cant stop laughing, I just love these kids, they must be from NIGERIA! Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America . JOSEPH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Joseph. _______________________________ TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables. _____________________________ TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________ TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? REBECCA : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? REBECCA:*Yesterday you said it’s H to O. � � ____________________________ TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. MOSES: Me! ____________________________ TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty? ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him? PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand…… ______________________________ TEACHER: Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his? BUWEMBO: No sir, It’s the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? FEMI: A teacher _______________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!! Brought to you by [url]uniquebaze.com[/url]
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