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Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by Kei144(m): 3:07pm On Aug 22, 2018
Drunk man takes a taxi to his parents' house, falls asleep on the couch only to find his parents don't live there anymore

While it’s hard to be on top of your game while you’re intoxicated, there are three rules to a successful night of heavy drinking. One, make sure you have the holy trinity on you: phone, wallet, keys. Two, don’t drive. Three, get home safely.

Thomas Airlie probably thought he was in the clear when he ordered a taxi to take him to his parents’ house to sleep off a night out with the guys.

He entered the residence, took his shoes off at the door, went to the kitchen to get a juice, and lay down on the couch. All was well.

Except his parents did not live in that house — in Glasglow, Scotland — anymore, and they hadn’t for two years.

Elaine McDade, a dance teacher, and mother of two, lived there, and while Thomas proved to be very polite, it still is a scary situation to realize there’s a 26-year-old stranger in your home.

“Every time I come into my house I lock my door behind me. Every time, it’s a habit! Even during the day, I always do it. The one and only time I don’t!” McDade said on Facebook. She and her children were in bed, watching TV when she went to get a drink. That’s when she spotted Airlie.

“When I saw him I woke him up straight away. I even asked him if he used to live here, or if he lived in the same street now and had just got the wrong door,” McCade told Daily Mail.

She called her husband at work, and he arrived to drive Airlie home. But Airlie couldn’t remember where he lived, so McCade’s husband dropped him at a supermarket. Someone who knew Airlie’s parents eventually sent him the photo McCade had snapped of him on her couch, and he apologized to her most profusely on Facebook.

In the end, everyone was safe, save for some ribbing from Airlie’s friends.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/drunk-man-takes-taxi-parents-house-falls-asleep-couch-realize-parents-dont-live-anymore-014836510.html

Re: Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by crafteck(m): 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2018
Lol
Re: Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by crafteck(m): 3:15pm On Aug 22, 2018
Lol
Re: Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by iammo(m): 3:17pm On Aug 22, 2018
You haven't visited your parents in two years
Re: Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by Tampa6246(m): 3:17pm On Aug 22, 2018
Alcohol is very bad
Re: Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by crackhaus: 5:27pm On Aug 22, 2018
Tampa6246:
Alcohol is very bad
Only when taken in excess.
Re: Drunk Man Takes A Taxi To His Parents' House, Falls Asleep On The Couch by chiommy123(f): 9:17pm On Aug 24, 2018
He's lucky. You drink that you can't locate your house. Some ritualist would take God for buttering their bread.

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