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This F##kin B##ch! by Coder(m): 3:51pm On Jan 05, 2006
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20
minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer
service representative and says, "hey, lady, I
got this here check for deposit and I'll be
goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line
anymore."

"Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind
of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but
this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned
interest with you yappin' away about my
language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse"
she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin'
manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this
I have to take from you?"

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to
be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is
using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."
The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this
goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this
fuckin' check for 15 million dollars."

The manager looks at the check and then at the
man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help
you?"
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by casper(m): 3:57pm On Jan 05, 2006
grin grin grin
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by Z4M4eva(f): 12:40pm On Jan 06, 2006
L.O.L cheesy
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by Ogeta(m): 12:42pm On Jan 06, 2006
IS THIS A POEM OR A STORY?? THINK FIRST
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by Coder(m): 12:50pm On Jan 06, 2006
That post was meant for the jokes forum!
I'm sorry for the error! cool
I don't see after dark!
To read my poems why not follow the link below?:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4648.0.html
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by Rhodalyn(f): 3:39am On Mar 26, 2006
:d :d :d
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by omogenaija(f): 3:42am On Mar 26, 2006
lol

that was some funny a$$ sh1t
Re: This F##kin B##ch! by Rolly: 4:55am On Jul 03, 2006
Lol! cheesy

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