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What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 11:23am On Jul 01, 2010 |
What makes u a Nigerian? 1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper. 2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or Aunty. 3.More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in your home are illegal copies 4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48) 5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride, ) 6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when travelling by plane. 7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible. (sugar,soap, rice,cooking fat etc during old good days) 8. Children have annoying nicknames (De- Boy, De-Girl, Bomboy, Aboy) 9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law,two nephews and a neighbor have camped at home) 10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!) 11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years. 12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially Flashers). 13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight. 14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provider because the first month is free. (I know some people O!, ) 15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch machine,cellotapes, post-its,etc. ) 16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer. |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by Acidosis(m): 11:33am On Jul 01, 2010 |
I like this write-up |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by StudioCFR(m): 11:42am On Jul 01, 2010 |
Stale jor |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 12:06pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
^^Give us 20 reasons why it is stale, or u no be Nigerian? I'm sure you have more to add to the list, no? |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by EfemenaXY: 12:14pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
Love ur list Nice 1 @Poster ![]() Nothing beats being a Nigerian - best feeling ever!! |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by TeeJay6(m): 12:16pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
100% correct, well done ma'am |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by NaijaSisi(f): 12:23pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
funny, loved it ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by Spyker: 12:42pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
True to the last drop especially the uninvited relatives. |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 1:02pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
^^De-boy!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by Spyker: 1:07pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
^^^^^^^^^ De-Girl. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 1:13pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
^^ Aboy. Sounds almost romantic ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 1:16pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
Personally i try to refrain from that Aunty/Uncle stuff with people i don't know. I prefer Sir/Madam |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by Spyker: 1:26pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
skyndyp:You win, i surrender. Hope you no be PHC babe ooh. |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 1:29pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
If i be PHC babe nko? |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by Spyker: 1:42pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
skyndyp:Na your profile pixs make me conclude. No crucify me, you resemble person i know. |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by pappy4real(m): 9:59am On Jul 02, 2010 |
truly nigerian |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by anitabest(f): 10:50am On Jul 02, 2010 |
Lovely. |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by jokingmary(m): 3:23pm On Jul 02, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Every thing is STALE to you ![]() Post your own na chonchence |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by StudioCFR(m): 3:28pm On Jul 02, 2010 |
Leave me for uniform jor |
Re: What Makes You A Nigerian? by skyndyp(f): 4:07pm On Jul 02, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Aboy u be uniformed man? No wonder everything is stale to you ![]() |
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