Jealousy is when you see dogs having sex and you start throwing stones at them. Are they in your room?

Or is any of them your ex?
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I just read the story of a man who sold his kidney to sponsor his daughter's education. At the end the girl committed suicide because of her boyfriend.

May the land of the dead reject her spirit.
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Trouble is when you join a group called "Single and Searching" only to find out that your girlfriend is the admin.
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An Igbo Man will have accident, wake up for hospital, See all family members and ask, "This One All of you are Here, Who dey Shop?"
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You are dating somebody's "X"
Somebody is dating your "X"
Your ''X'' is dating somebody's "X"
In this life, we are all "X".

That's why Maths keep asking us to Find our "X".
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No Matter How Disrespectful you are, you will always Obey Running Stomach.
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If d Bible was written in Nigeria,
Gen 1:3 will be like;
'And God said let their be light' and
'NEPA said for where?'
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