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Guts Vs Balls by TeeJay6(m): 11:52am On Jul 05, 2010
What exactly is the difference between Guts & Balls?

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'


Both result in death.
Re: Guts Vs Balls by cynthoney(f): 12:29pm On Jul 05, 2010
right!!! its death without mercy ;d ;d ;d
Re: Guts Vs Balls by KennyG6(m): 11:41pm On Jul 05, 2010
nice one
Re: Guts Vs Balls by VALIDATOR: 2:44pm On Jul 07, 2010
cool.

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