First Kiss - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / First Kiss (904 Views)
When you Had Your First Kiss At The Age Of 35 / My First Kiss / Your First Kiss (2) (3) (4)
| First Kiss by feelgood(m): 5:57pm On May 06, 2011 |
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how about a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh, come on! Who's going to see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we got caught?" "Oh, come on. There's nobody around. They're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh, please, please. I like you so much!" "No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can't!" "Oh, yes you can. Please!" "No, no. I just can't." "Pleeeeease!" Out of the blue, the porch light goes on and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice, the sister says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or, I can do it. Or, if need be, he'll come down and do it himself. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!" |
| Re: First Kiss by eldav(m): 10:16pm On May 06, 2011 |
Funny! |
| Re: First Kiss by Nobody: 2:45pm On May 07, 2011 |
lol |
| Re: First Kiss by remmyton(f): 4:34pm On May 07, 2011 |
he must have been engrossed in d first kiss that he forgot to see where he's keeping his hand. looks like you are victim  how about this  from me |
| Re: First Kiss by segzicres(m): 6:35pm On May 07, 2011 |
Nice one |
| Re: First Kiss by Sophizzy(f): 5:58pm On May 08, 2011 |
Chai, see  |
| Re: First Kiss by akunta(f): 3:59pm On May 09, 2011 |
| heard dis joke like a 1,000 times but everytime, it gets me craking up. nice one! |
| Re: First Kiss by Nobody: 12:07pm On May 10, 2011 |
chei, akoba, nice 1 poster |
(1) (Reply)
Rapture To Hell Hehhe! / Lagos Flood / Breaking News!
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8 |