Hahahahahaha.
Nice joke that belongs to the jokes section

our technlogy done reach like dat

so, what will they be watching? to monitor how parcels meant for their compliance in the game are being delivered? or to watch our local films?

Dem 4 use spaceship self?

Its high time Nigerians should start advocating for the scrap of police force they have never done anything good as far as am concerned

THEY CANNOT DO BETTER THAN BRIBE.THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE TRAINED TO DO.

SEGEBANZA

With twenty naira satellites

Someone should please explain to this illiterate how satellite imagery works. So with one satellite in space orbiting the earth , you expect to view real-time video feed of all the polling booths?
Don't people know anything these days?

Them wan start there Naija Stunts again, Won fe ko owo wa ja, i tire to laugh Lmao ,

story

[size=24pt]Becomerich finally got a job. [/size]

i hope this satellite will not be sited in nigeria because this election riggers may try to steal it oh !

nice joke. I really had a good laugh

gbo sa!!!!

police ke monitor 2011 election via satellite- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

it sounds like you calling armed robbers to monitor your house.

there is this saying in yoruba language "OLE lo mo ese OLE too lori apata" which simply means" it takes a thief to know the footpath of another thief on the mountain".

shallom!!!

, I don laff tire, e be like say d AIG just watch Matrix Revolutions and dem no explain to am say na Science Fiction ,
Armed robbers in Uniform; de want to give contract again for looting money

na today, e don tay way nyash dey 4 back. Can any thing good come from Nigerian Police?

Aloy+Emeka:

[size=24pt]Becomerich finally got a job. [/size]

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh , CONGRATULATIONS

Finally, becomerich can spare us all from clogging NL space with bogus ATLAS, CHARTS AND PLANS

Lol! As much as hearing this is annoying, i just couldnt stop laughing. Whoever said that should be held accountable for misleading public. WT . . . ? You cant even monitor your backyard from window now you want to monitor naija from space.

If it were possibly to effectively monitor ground activities via satelite, Bin Laden for don die since. Nonsense. Just take the billions go do wetin u wan do no dey talk nonsense.

Na today,
this one pass yahoo tripple +
naijerian POLICE vs Satellite = 21st century katakata , (Baloney)

See Nigerian Police with its criminal mind. Evil genius. It is already caLculating how to cut its own share from the budget for the elections.

Men, its now looking like Nigeia will never change.

huh from which Satellite? Well lets pray Nepa dont take light

[size=18pt]My guess is that the AIG has started watching too many films and he is getting weird ideas[/size]

am laughing in greek!!!!

kai MONITOR KINI VIA SATELLITE??!!, these clowns!!!, , mek i hear word.they r not capable of even catching a mere thief who walks into jail n padlocks the door!!.
2 many bloody clowns dey this bloody country, sometimes i wish say obama go just come nuke this country, so that we wud all kpeme n quit being a disgrace 2 humanity n the black race!!!!!

tis either the aig is high on cheap weed, or he has been watching a flick 2 many, or this is early warning signs of dementia

earthrealm:

am laughing in greek!!!!

kai MONITOR KINI VIA SATELLITE??!!, these clowns!!!, , mek i hear word.they r not capable of even catching a mere thief who walks into jail n padlocks the door!!.
2 many bloody clowns dey this bloody country, sometimes i wish say obama go just come nuke this country, so that we wud all kpeme n quit being a disgrace 2 humanity n the black race!!!!!

tis either the aig is high on cheap weed, or he has been watching a flick 2 many, or this is early warning signs of dementia

lol

The AIG suppose go collect patent for this im idea. Very impressive!

So how many screens they go use monitor all the polling stations for the whole federation?

Abi na for night of a thousand laughs im talk this one?

Yeparipa! O gbele o!

Yeparipa!

I see $$$$$. Becomerich please let me be ur assistant coz u have just landed a lucrative job.

I still no get this thing. Do these guys think we are total illiterates in naija? See how this illiterate just embarrassed us, Im sure the international community is roaring with laughter, say the guy just come bambuzu us with some very low nonsense.

We need to send these guys a strong message.

have they not started using the satellites?

Nonsense people. They think Nigerians are as devoid of knowledge as themselves.