Gotta pee >> > Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very >> > faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten >> > over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and >> > walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. >> > >> > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take >> > off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a >> > rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She >> > was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath >> > with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. >> > >> > After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The >> > next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally >> > sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the >> > other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm >> > starting to suspect the worst, my wife came home with no panties!!" >> > >> > "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card >> > stuck to her ass that said, >> > >> > 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'