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|This is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world by Spyker: 12:34pm On Jul 10, 2010|
I am sure this should go in the jokes section but i decided to post on the General section. Moderators are obliged to move it if it doesn't fit in.
I am sure this is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world.
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English' .
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis med you smil, pleas koment und pas on to oza pepl.
|Re: This is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world by favouredjb(f): 3:42pm On Jul 12, 2010|
Of kourse it made me cmile!!!!!lwkmd
|Re: This is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world by jakesund(m): 4:07pm On Jul 24, 2010|
Nice work there, am still smiling.
|Re: This is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world by 5p1naz(m): 8:44pm On Jul 24, 2010|
oh ok. . . . . not a bad one. . . . .
|Re: This is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world by adroitp(m): 8:54pm On Jul 24, 2010|
You too much, But can we use the language in nl?
|Re: This is how Hitler wanted to dominate the world by tpiah: 9:27pm On Jul 25, 2010|
and how did hitler's victims laugh at this?
care to share?
did they smile quietly or go buhahahahahaha in a very hearty manner.
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