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A Marine by Labans(m): 3:58pm On Apr 06, 2007
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

NOW THERE IS A REAL MARINE.
Re: A Marine by mohawkchic(f): 11:52pm On Apr 07, 2007
Lmao, serves her right too !!!
Re: A Marine by iice(f): 2:51pm On Apr 08, 2007
Ahahahaha good one
Re: A Marine by femionasan(m): 10:57pm On Apr 08, 2007
cold
Re: A Marine by 2Angels1: 9:28pm On Apr 19, 2009
jeeeez
Re: A Marine by babonboard(f): 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2009
she got served, innit
Re: A Marine by eslynera(f): 10:24am On Apr 20, 2009
hahahaha, funny.
Re: A Marine by romsky: 10:28am On Apr 20, 2009
i am d marine being written about cool
Re: A Marine by naijababe2(f): 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2009
damn, dat was so harsh.
Re: A Marine by romsky: 4:33pm On Apr 20, 2009
no a stitch in tym saves 9
Re: A Marine by Labans(m): 7:07pm On Jun 17, 2009
romade:

no a stitch in tym saves 9

ya rite!
Re: A Marine by dani1luv: 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2009
LWKMF cheesy
Re: A Marine by clemcykul(f): 1:15pm On Jun 18, 2009
u well so?
Re: A Marine by dani1luv: 10:24am On Oct 03, 2009
Ask ursef 2

July n june aint dsame
cool
Re: A Marine by Labans(m): 11:53am On Oct 03, 2009
lol
Re: A Marine by nkemjou(f): 1:45am On Nov 26, 2009
haha good 1
Re: A Marine by Labans(m): 9:55pm On Dec 05, 2009
thanx!!!
Re: A Marine by xammy(m): 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2009
it's been long i laugh at any joke on Nairaland, thanks labans.
Re: A Marine by OAM4J: 11:41pm On Dec 05, 2009
lol. nice one.
Re: A Marine by UNLEASHED(m): 7:35am On Dec 06, 2009
Nice one there
Re: A Marine by studio43(m): 11:00am On Dec 06, 2009
Chai, Lol
Re: A Marine by D1KeleVra(m): 8:24am On Dec 07, 2009
Nice one there

Chai, Lol
smiley

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