opalu:
This is what Nigerians expected from Buhari. Give explicit records that anyone can go see. Promises cannot deceive us this time around.

FBIL:

You see why Awolowo destroyed your region with free education! Nobody can write or speak good English For example: Jamiu hand Tolani hare friends; Bola his has andsome has is mother; Hoh...my gawd where his the state Ministry of ealth? Anything free lacks quality, so stop adoring Awo...!

seangy4konji:
Make den sodomize him.. I don't care.
Make Nigeria sha great sharp

enemyofprogress:
Fulani herdsmen destroying Nigeria since 100AD




ILESA GRAMMAR SCH.,
"ILEGRAMMS"
P. O. BOX 21,
ILESA, OYO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA.

8th June, 1984.

Dear Tolani,

Doxology,time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of good health. I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tolany, darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day, I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases to function. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness with sangunity!
I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Pleasee I wish we meet at Bimbo's party to discuss later.

Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave-in-love,
Gbolabo Oni -Slim finnest boy!

Please don't let you friends see this letter.

vertueptime:
Correct it to kidnappers, what evidence do u have it was fulani heardsmen?

Nathayas:
Who called this bush pig to this platform.

vertueptime:
Correct it to kidnappers, what evidence do u have it was fulani heardsmen?

hamer:
the evidence is ur father was amongst them