Messi:  Bros how far na
KAKA:  I dey o
Messi:  e get as this world cup take be o
KAKA: walahi I no know,
Messi:  una own better, Guy na 4-0 dem flog us ,I no score goal,me wey be world footballer
KAKA: Guy dem tear me Red card,I never collect Red before for my life. No be  only u no Score,Rooney nko,even Torres.           
Messi: Una lucky say no be Germany una meet. I no even see road dribble, when Gerrard  tell me I think say na lie,
KAKA: Eh ya. Kpele. But dat 4-0 too much o. We laff for bus tire as we dey go airport. E sweet us die.
MESSI: make una dress. Una wey no fit head ball?
KAKA:make e be, but dem no disgrace us. last last Holland nor win cup
MESSI: Germany nor win too na. Chei, iniesta nor go let person hear word oh
KAKA: hehe,na una for barca go suffer am na. no be me
Messi: How u dey reason This season?
KAKA: Oboy no think am ooh Morhino don dey with us ooh
Messi: Shey na him go play the ball abi?
KAKA: Guy guy, Na later abeg i dey busy here
Messi: Later Bros, I greet u

Nice one. I don overdose with laff.

funny i must say

Kaka: Guy na true say una oga pata pata wan slap one small boy wey dey blow vuvuezela for ehn ear!!
Messi: You blame am!! The pikin no see say ehn dey vex?!
Kaka: Wetin dey vex am like that?!
Messi: If na una wey chop 4 - 0 u no go vex?!
Kaka: But that guy mind sha no be small o!! E wan enta crowd go slap am.
Messi: You know say ehn blood still dey hot,
Kaka: E get luck say dem hole am sha, dem for beat like tar'ta.
Messi: The guy too vex. Ehn para no be small. Small tin him and Tevez sef for fight for inside room.
Kaka: Chei!! Ehn no dey fear?!!
Messi: You know say na so Igbo dey do persin, ehn no dey fear face.
Kaka: Thank god o!! By now na burial una for dey attend.
Messi: Guy wait first make I tag you, Park ji sung just post picture of that Naija boy miss for my facebook.
Kaka: Which one, you know say their own plenty
Messi: Na that yaakuub own.
kaka: I don laff sotey cry commot my face. Abeg make I tag lucio, baptista and juninho. we go relate later.

Guys una 2 much

Messi: I just Tag you for my Facebook now check am out
kaka: LWKMD, Dem Suppose Ban this guy for life ooh
Messi: Say wetin happen?, no be him life
kaka: Nai all of una go take wey make them lash una 4-0 so
Messi: I no blame you, Na Uncle Maradonald i blame Pele no dey dope?
Kaka: But him no dey full himself like this na
Messi: brb pls,
Kaka: ok, i be wan even signout so my time don almost dey finish
Messi: Poor U
Kaka has signed out. (17/07/2010 00:53)

Messi: Guy see me see insult?!
Kaka: Wetin happen??
Messi: All these small childrens no dey fear their papa again o!!
Kaka: Na wah o! Wetin dey bring this kind talk.
Messi: Just imagine me, a whole me!! World footballer ni! I don suffer.
Kaka: Shooo!! Talk na!! Na wetin
Messi: Shey you know that small boy shey na Muller be ehn name.
Kaka: Eh hen!! Wetin Ehn do.
Messi: Afta dem embarass us for that match finish, ehn waka come wan collect my polo.
Kaka: Ehn hen!! And so? No be so we dey do before.
Messi: EHn think say I no hear wen ehm and Klose dey laugh me??
Kaka: Talk true.
Messi: I swer.
Kaka: But that match funny sha. 4 - 0 no be small thing
Messi: Upon say I warn am, now ehn just send me friend request for my facebook.
Kaka: Accept am na
Messi: If I catch am for champions league ehn!! I swear say I go break ehn leg with slide tackle.
Kaka: Ah!! Na red card be that o!!
Messi: You think say I be you.
Kaka: God punish you there.

, u r sooooooooo funny

Hehehe

lol very creative

he he

llol this is funnier than that photocopy thread. . . una try

Lol

guyz @ work

Very Nice.Lol

Men this joke funny die

men una no go kill me oooooooooooooo. keep it up u guys always make my day