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An Open Letter To Mighty Israel! by Peaceyw(m): 12:54pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
Before i proceed, i humbly
render a deserved apology on
the empty threat from our
Minister of Information in the
person of LAI MOHAMMAD. He
stupidly threatened that Nigeria
will destroy your country if
Nnamdi Kanu is not deported.
He is a comedian from birth and
old age has also contributed to
his mouth wetting.
All we do that keeps us alive in
Nigeria is comedy. Pls forgive
us. We do not want your riot
and missiles.
As i write, there is NO JOBS in
the country. The youths are
jobless. Am also jobless.
Our leaders and politicians has
weaponised poverty. All they
think about is election and
embezzlement.
I categorically tell you that He
was under the influence of
alcohol from the south and
pepper soup meat from their
cow.
He was so drunk that he taught
Israel is Anambra state.
Currently, we are contributing
money to get him some senses
and padlock for his mouth
before he puts us in more
troubles.
As i write this letter, we do not
have a single missile, No guns
and the only pilot we had died
recently in a crash.
The only place where we would
have gotten assistance for
locally made fake guns is Aba,
but Aba will refused because
they are part of Biafra now.
Like i said, it was an empty
threat but take note of these
states if you won't forgive us
and work with the Boko Haram,
(kebbi, kastina, kano, kaduna,
kwara, benue and more of these
northern states)
The Niger Delta and the East are
christians..
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Re: An Open Letter To Mighty Israel! by gabinogem(m): 12:58pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
chai OP u be real clown...I don laugh tire |
Re: An Open Letter To Mighty Israel! by Peaceyw(m): 1:09pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
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Re: An Open Letter To Mighty Israel! by Peaceyw(m): 6:01pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
ASSUMING this nigeria vs israel
planned war
was recorded in the Bible it will
be like:
The Book Of 5th chronicle
chapter 1
says and i read
.
.
1 And in the days when
mohammadu the
son of buhari from the town of
daura in
kastina was president of nigeria
and in the
3rd year of his reign
2 behold lai the son of
muhammed who
was the minister of information
that he spake ill unto the nation
of israel
saying "3 weeks i give thee
deport Nnamdi
kanu or we shall smite thee"
3 and after hearing this the
israelites
pressed a button and from the
midst of the
sea
behold a mighty missle carrying
a nuclear
warhead was launched and it
destroyed
nigeria turning it into a
wilderness
4 and when the rest of africa
saw this they
cried
"oh nigeria a great country with
great
people has become a desert and
a
desolation for radioactivity
oh nigeria we weep for thee
because u have
allowed lai the son of
mohammed to lead thee
into destruction"
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