jill:

I mentioned poetry in my last post and here's Kenosky, able to recall that good ol' nursery rhyme,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water( na village them dey then )
Jack fell down and broke his, was it head or neck?, and Jill came tumbling after"

At least Jill didn't break anything, thank God.


u really dont know how glad i am dat jill ddnt break anything,



Adrianic, I have some good news and some 'bad' news,
which one do you want to hear first,


, any news is beta than no news, walahi!!!!





Lets start with the 'bad' news,

Bonny grads are going to be competing for the slots we're after,

A a, don't blame them, na their papa land( i don't know why my surname isn't Dokubo, Harry or some other NLNgacious name). These guys are assured of a good no. of slots (don't have the exact figure) and a whole lot of the technician jobs on the plant go to them as well,


, hmmm! remember we need to take care of the host community, no b small mata o!!!!



The good news is that we may be having more than 70 people taken.
The coys setting to expand operations and they had to revise estimations due to the demand for staff from most of the depts. That's part of the hold up, i heard, so let our hearts beat faster,

God bless u Jill, ur days shall b long, more grease abi na palm oil to ya elbow



@ samuelokun,
i say welcome to the thread.

night all


oga sam, i join all man in welcoming u aboard the train, i posted first just last week but already it feels like ages, no b small mata o

abussyaya:

hi oponks
i really think i know you, you work with globacom and you are light -skinned, what else, does this number ring a bell 0805557364 i left out the last digit but i think i know you anyway, it is really nice to have people like you to run this thread and keep hope alive, before i forget you live in gbagada, well correct me if i am wrong but i just think you are the oponks that i met at, later.

adrianic:

opoks,

u were asking if i was sure u work with Globacom.

as i craze reach for school ehn,i no chop my school fees.

i had suspected for a while but decided to put two and two together.

first u said u work with a telecoms company.on another occasion , u mentioned the fact that your company was among the top three telecoms industry in Nigeria.

to every nigerian, the top three are mtn,Celtel(or Econet or V-mobile or Vodafone or soon to become Adriantel) and Globacom,though in no particular hierarchical order.

of these three companies,it was only Globacom that increased its staff salary with over a 100% recently(that is less dn 4-5 months ago)

remember two days after our mini world war,u mentioned dt u did not deserve to be in NLNG .apart from other reasons given by u ,u stated dt u were just promoted with an increase of over 133% which i assumed meant "an increase higher than those of my contemporaries".it then wasnt too difficult to get.

i just felt it was right to mention it now.i have never been surer of anything in my life.

but let me still assure u,there is nothing wrong in wanting to go higher in life.

while i was serving in kebbi,a guy who was coming to "chyk" one of my female friends was a staff of the United Nations.after about 5 months of me knowing the guy,he had left to work for the European Union(EU).

i asked him why he did it.he said he just felt he needed knew challenges.

if people dey comot for UN ,who are we lesser mortals to wish to ramain in a place longer dn we find the environment challenging.

so men, wanting to leave isnt a sign of ingratitude ,indeed,its a sign of acceptance of the reality of God taking us to newr heights.

God Himself is creative.

adrianic:


wetin i dey use how much them they pay do when we never still enter.

adrianic:

in the realm of conjectures.

adrianic:


furthermore what greater beauty can u desire than working in a desirable atmosphere and earning good cash(because i am sure d cash will not be disappointing).

samuelokun:

Hi everybody.I am very new on this thread.But sincerely speaking these NLNG people wants to cause hypertension for me.But I believe just as the bible says that ''there is time for everything''.I strongly believe this is our trying period.The NLNG storm will soon be over.There is joy in the air,I can feel it,Is anybody with me in the spirit?Cheers

adrianic:


dts why i am so upset with that guy called Ribadu.

i am fully in support of his going after corrupt governors but men,the fight is too selective.how can odili,adamu,chimaroke,adamu aliero,ibori and d other guys be walking about free.

adrianic:


are u guys taught the art of relating with customers during your training.i mean the way air hostesses are trained.

i think of all organisations in nigeria,the banking sector has d greatest number of bitches and rude people(am i allowed d freedom of dt word.i am sorry though i lack better words to use)

d few i have spoken to say customers are often difficult and "we are humans so we get tired".but in all the years my father worked in the now defunct Nigeria Airways,i never saw an air hostess get upset with a passenger.

jill:



Bonny grads are going to be competing for the slots we're after,

A a, don't blame them, na their papa land( i don't know why my surname isn't Dokubo, Harry or some other NLNgacious name). These guys are assured of a good no. of slots (don't have the exact figure) and a whole lot of the technician jobs on the plant go to them as well,

No be today!

jill:


The good news is that we may be having more than 70 people taken.
The coys setting to expand operations and they had to revise estimations due to the demand for staff from most of the depts. That's part of the hold up, i heard, so let our hearts beat faster,  

borrowed from adrianic

pgm:

Good morning people,

What if NLNG decides for so and so reasons (infact woteva) to take all the 464 finalists







_{if horses were wishes truly riders will beg!}



It's WELL!!!

adrianic:

opoks,

Ribadu is insulting our sensibilities.

if hin know say hin no get power,make hin no dey act like james Bond.why was he bragging before the elections dt he had enough evidence to nail all the corrupt governo

adrianic:

kenosky,

your answer came at the right time.i don been wan attack u .

, u r a lawyer, i no surprise 9ur intent wuz to attack the person and not the issue? hmmmmmmm!!!!

i get issues with bankers o because somehow i happen to deal with them on a daily basis.

, dont need a prophet or sootsayer to tell mi na
i can't stand the way your guys and girls maltreat or is it mistreat people they think do not have enough cash.

i went to that over blown bank called oceanic yesterday with my boss.we went to withdraw like 1.8 million because he wanted to go pay for tickets at British Airways for himself and his family travelling very soon, kenosky,see respect.

, i didnt hear u say the ZEN!!!!

assuming say keyboard or piano dey for there,this people for give us special number not considering that we were withdrawing o.i know how much my boss has there sha.

, two legs good, four legs bad (ANIMAL FARM!!!

but i still saw a customer "raking" for one of the attendants.

, even the most couteous banker gets a piece of acidity from vitriolic customers- believe mii

sometimes in march ,my boss just bought over a hotel in kano.the last management had nearly stolen the place dead.so the owner virtually sold the place out.so i was, in company of two other people, to go restructure the place,sack staff,recruit new ones,among others and come back 2 abuja within two months.

, u follow dey sack people??

while there,there was this day i went to send momsy some cash.i no know whether me and d girl fight for her dream dt night or she never see half caste(who dash me?)before,this girl just frowned her wowo face and refused to attend to me.

i no too tall o but at least i no short.she just acted like i did not exist.and i fine pass her papa o.

after standing for like 15mins and men queue plenty,i asked her to attend to me she just mumbled some words and left.she came back within 50 seconds though but by then i had lost it.

, u broke the cardinal rule- u let a SHE get to u!!! no denying dat sha, some babes can b bitchy, d guys no too dey act like dat sha- maybe we r beta at masking our feelings and u sabi say we no get those many mood swings- u know na!!!!

i stopped transactions in that bank for like 10minutes.my voice was reverberating in the banking hall.that was when the maga now started speaking softly and saying something like "sir,i only told u to exercise some patience,dt i would be with u in a moment"(bankers too can lie 15, minutes na a moment)

, actually, bankers are not the first to kall 15 minutes "in a moment" but then i dont make any excuses for dat lady, though i for like hear her own side of the story (no b wetin the law talk? )

i tore the teller and threw everything at her table.it took the manager to calm me down.

, u get violent nature o!!!!

i still left without paying in the cash there.

but that girl did a disservice to dt bank because even if i become d richest man in this world,i will never put my money in dt bank.i don't even watch bank adverts.i see them all as lies.their staff are never as polite as they show us on tv.

how i wish nigeria was safe,i will be keeping my money in my house and maybe ask my mom to hide some in her bra for me(i like old school momsy them sha).

i am sure u will say dt alone is not enough to judge but apart from me,i have seen d worst side of bankers unleashed on poor customers dt don't know their rights.

, true, adrian, try Zen na, u ll av a testimony to give!!!!

i have a bosom friend currently in Bank PHB training school at V.I Lagos.i asked him what they were learning and he said basically accounting procedure and other academic stuff.

, are u sure he's in training school cos i v been to FBN (spent 6 months with the big elephant) and den Zen training schools and the bulk of wat is thot is customer service (i mean it!!!)

he did not even mention any intense course in customer relationship.

the customer is no longer king of business,he is indeed the LIFE of any business.abi opoks,have i not spoken well?

buroda, i no expect opoks to get different view from u afterall im don talk am b4 say im gat ur back !!!! so need to ask am weda u neva yarn well, i dey wait to hear from una, Uchcelly and oda bankers in the house, abi wetin una feel